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Tag: Game

REPLACED is Delayed Again, Only A Month Away From Launch: The Game That’s Perfecting the Art of Being Late
Oh look, another indie darling just can't seem to hit its own deadline. SURPRISE!
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REPLACED is Delayed Again, Only A Month Away From Launch: The Game That’s Perfecting the Art of Being Late

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Well, well, well… if it isn’t REPLACED, the cyberpunk pixel-art baby that just refuses to leave the oven. Sad Cat…

Transport Fever 3 Hands-On Preview: A Campaign with Direction — Because Who Needs to Just Build Trains All Day?
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Transport Fever 3 Hands-On Preview: A Campaign with Direction — Because Who Needs to Just Build Trains All Day?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Alright, gather ’round, fellow would-be tycoons and spreadsheet enthusiasts! 🎩📊 Let’s talk about Transport Fever 3, the game that promises…

Now you can play horror games in your own home using VR 💀
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Now you can play horror games in your own home using VR 💀

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 17, 2026

The game is Hauntify Mixed Reality, a VR app for Meta Quest that scans your home and overlays horror elements…

PlayStation Plus: Now Featuring Test Drive Unlimited and 9 Other Titles That You’ll Probably Ignore While Playing Elden Ring
Oh boy, PlayStation is really throwing us a bone this month, aren't they?
Breaking, Games News

PlayStation Plus: Now Featuring Test Drive Unlimited and 9 Other Titles That You’ll Probably Ignore While Playing Elden Ring

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

PlayStation Plus decided to bless its Extra and Premium tiers with a whopping 10 new titles today, because apparently, they…

Hillary Clinton Claims Trump’s Epstein Files Are Just a Giant Game of Hide-and-Seek
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Hillary Clinton Claims Trump’s Epstein Files Are Just a Giant Game of Hide-and-Seek

Big ElephantFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Oh look, Hillary Clinton is back with another wild conspiracy theory, this time accusing President Trump of an “Epstein cover-up”…

VALORANT: Patch 12.03 Drops LTM Skirmish Because Why Not, Right?
🚨 VALORANT Patch 12.03: Skirmish Mode Arrives, and the Agent Nerfs Begin!
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VALORANT: Patch 12.03 Drops LTM Skirmish Because Why Not, Right?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Ah, VALORANT players—buckle up, because Riot Games just dropped Patch 12.03, and it’s packed with enough chaos to make even…

Nick Barker: The Thunderous Tales of a Blast Beat Legend, Now in Book Form (No Need to Double-Kick Your Way Through It)
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Nick Barker: The Thunderous Tales of a Blast Beat Legend, Now in Book Form (No Need to Double-Kick Your Way Through It)

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Well, well, well… look who’s finally decided to spill the beans—Nick Barker, the legendary blast-beat machine himself, is writing an…

Hostage negotiator weighs in on the ongoing hunt for Nancy Guthrie
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Hostage negotiator weighs in on the ongoing hunt for Nancy Guthrie

Big ElephantFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Where in the World is Nancy Guthrie? Probably Plotting with Deep State Operatives! CNN, that bastion of fake news and…

Crimson Desert: Where You Pay Full Price, Get Zero Microtransactions, and Still Get Trolled!
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Crimson Desert: Where You Pay Full Price, Get Zero Microtransactions, and Still Get Trolled!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Finally, a game that doesn’t want your wallet’s soul! Crimson Desert confirms no microtransactions—but you still have to buy it.…

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“USC Symposium: Arts + Health? More Like Arts + Hocus Pocus!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

USC’s “Mind-Blowing” Symposium: Arts, Health, and Wellness Prepare to have your mind blown at USC’s first-ever symposium exploring the intersection…

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