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Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently
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Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉! The most epic, face-melting, and soul-crushing heavy metal project has…

EVE Online’s The Capsuleer Edda Because Who Needs Actual Immortality When You Can Just Spend All Your Money on a Video Game Forever
Breaking, Games News

EVE Online’s The Capsuleer Edda Because Who Needs Actual Immortality When You Can Just Spend All Your Money on a Video Game Forever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

EVE FanFest 2026 is making waves in the gaming world, and we’re not just talking about the usual cosplay and…

Subnautica 2 Sells 2 Million Copies in 12 Hours Because Who Needs Human Interaction Anyway
Breaking, Games News

Subnautica 2 Sells 2 Million Copies in 12 Hours Because Who Needs Human Interaction Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Wow, what a wild ride for Subnautica 2! 🎢 After a lengthy lawsuit with publisher Krafton, Unknown Worlds has finally…

Xbox Elite Series 3 Controller and ‘Cloud’ Pad Leak Online Because Microsoft Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Than Redesign the Same Controller Again
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Xbox Elite Series 3 Controller and ‘Cloud’ Pad Leak Online Because Microsoft Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Than Redesign the Same Controller Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh boy, buckle up folks, because the Xbox fans are about to lose their minds 🤯! It looks like another…

Fake news CNN trash talks Trumps brilliant art vision
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN trash talks Trumps brilliant art vision

Big ElephantMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals” surrounding our great President…

Oh Joy, The World Was Missing a Deluxe Edition of Scritti Politti’s Overhyped Cupid & Psyche 85 Now We Can All Finally Empty Our Wallets Again
Breaking, Music News

Oh Joy, The World Was Missing a Deluxe Edition of Scritti Politti’s Overhyped Cupid & Psyche 85 Now We Can All Finally Empty Our Wallets Again

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Scritti Politti’s iconic album Cupid & Psyche 85 is getting…

Subnautica 2 Early Access Preview – Because You Didn’t Spend Enough Time Drowning in the First One Yet
Breaking, Games News

Subnautica 2 Early Access Preview – Because You Didn’t Spend Enough Time Drowning in the First One Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

The wait is over, folks! 🎉 Subnautica 2 is finally here, and it’s time to dive back into the world…

Because What James Bond Really Needed Was a Pair of Dorky Smart Glasses to Go with His Martini and Exploding Pen
Breaking, Games News

Because What James Bond Really Needed Was a Pair of Dorky Smart Glasses to Go with His Martini and Exploding Pen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Get ready for the most epic spy adventure of the century! 🕵️‍♂️🔥 Even Realities has just announced that their sleek…

Fortnite Is Totally Not Desperate At All And Is Bringing 4 Iconic Overwatch Heroes To Battle Island This Week Because Clearly They Ran Out Of Original Ideas
Breaking News: Fortnite and Overwatch are Finally Together, and We're Not Crying, You're Crying 🤣🎉
Breaking, Games News

Fortnite Is Totally Not Desperate At All And Is Bringing 4 Iconic Overwatch Heroes To Battle Island This Week Because Clearly They Ran Out Of Original Ideas

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

After months of rumors and speculation, Fortnite and Overwatch have finally revealed that four OG Overwatch heroes are coming to…

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