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Rockstar Hypes Grand Theft Auto VI With Flashy Trailer Ahead Of Awards Season
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Rockstar Hypes Grand Theft Auto VI With Flashy Trailer Ahead Of Awards Season

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh joy, another launch trailer to add to the ever-growing pile of hype-building, soulless marketing material. But hey, when it’s…

Rockstar downsizes GTA VI ambitions to merely huge
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Rockstar downsizes GTA VI ambitions to merely huge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

In a recent interview with Bloomberg’s Jason Schreier, Rockstar shared some juicy tidbits about the development of GTA VI, the…

Blizzard Tests Gamers Sanity with World of Warcraft Forever Stress Test
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Blizzard Tests Gamers Sanity with World of Warcraft Forever Stress Test

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Oh joy, another server stress test to look forward to, because what’s more exciting than intentionally trying to break a…

Gamers Trade Wheels for Joyrides at Paris Motor Show 2026
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Gamers Trade Wheels for Joyrides at Paris Motor Show 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

The Paris Motor Show has once again descended upon us, and with it, a plethora of sleek, shiny new cars…

Razer peddles Pokémon themed headsets to nostalgic gamers with deep pockets
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Razer peddles Pokémon themed headsets to nostalgic gamers with deep pockets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Pokémon fans, rejoice! Razer has just released three new headsets inspired by the beloved franchise, because what’s a 30th anniversary…

Rolling with punches Baldur’s Gate 3’s cruel RNG whimsyalty
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Rolling with punches Baldur’s Gate 3’s cruel RNG whimsyalty

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride with Baldur’s Gate 3, where the dice can be as cruel as a publisher’s…

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

The Skydance company, the latest behemoth to rise from the ashes of Paramount and Warner Bros., is at it again,…

Forza Horizon 6 might graciously bless PS5 with physical release in 2027
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Forza Horizon 6 might graciously bless PS5 with physical release in 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

It’s time to put the pedal to the metal, folks, because the latest rumors suggest that Forza Horizon 6 is…

Gaming Bargains Galore as Beleaguered Gamers Scour Prime Day Sales for Relief
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Gaming Bargains Galore as Beleaguered Gamers Scour Prime Day Sales for Relief

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when Amazon decides to empty its warehouses and make some actual money…

Microsoft allegedly perfects Xbox Elite Series 3 to not completely ruin gaming experience
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Microsoft allegedly perfects Xbox Elite Series 3 to not completely ruin gaming experience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Because what the gaming world really needed was another elite controller, rumors have surfaced about the upcoming XBOX Elite Series…

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