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IO Interactive’s Latest Masterpiece Downsized Thanks to Xbox Chaos
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IO Interactive’s Latest Masterpiece Downsized Thanks to Xbox Chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, IO Interactive has been working on a new RPG IP called…

Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026
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Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, mobile users are discovering new apps and games in all sorts of exciting ways, because apparently we haven’t…

Alien Isolation 2: Because One Traumatizing Experience Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Alien Isolation 2: Because One Traumatizing Experience Wasnt Enough Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

It’s been over a decade since Alien: Isolation first traumatized gamers with its masterclass in tension and terror, and now…

GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season
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GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Well, it looks like Rockstar Games has managed to stir up some controversy with their decision to release a ‘code-in-a-box’…

More Unnecessary Sequels Abound Resonance Plague Tale Is Back
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More Unnecessary Sequels Abound Resonance Plague Tale Is Back

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, we’re getting a prequel to A Plague Tale, titled Resonance: A…

Nintendo Steals the Show at SGF with a Whopping 10 Whole Games
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Nintendo Steals the Show at SGF with a Whopping 10 Whole Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Nintendo is finally joining the party at Summer Game Fest 2026, and we couldn’t be more excited 🎉! It’s like…

5 Super Obvious Ways to Save Money on Gaming That You Definitely Haven’t Already Thought Of Because You’re Clearly a Responsible Adult Who Doesn’t Spend All Their Paycheck on Loot Boxes
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5 Super Obvious Ways to Save Money on Gaming That You Definitely Haven’t Already Thought Of Because You’re Clearly a Responsible Adult Who Doesn’t Spend All Their Paycheck on Loot Boxes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

Gamers are spending more than ever, but who needs personal financial responsibility, right? 🤑 According to Circana, total U.S. video…

Helldivers Film Completely Collapses Without Jason Momoa Because Let’s Be Real He Was the Only Reason Anyone Cared
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Helldivers Film Completely Collapses Without Jason Momoa Because Let’s Be Real He Was the Only Reason Anyone Cared

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

The Helldivers film is in a bit of a pickle, folks! 🍔👀. It seems that Jason Momoa, the star of…

Stray Finally Decides To Bless The Nintendo Switch 2 With Its Purrfect Presence Today
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Stray Finally Decides To Bless The Nintendo Switch 2 With Its Purrfect Presence Today

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 A Nintendo Switch 2 edition for Stray was released today,…

Media Molecule’s Next Game Will Probably Be a Reboot of Knack with a Battle Royale Mode and a Subscription Service
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Media Molecule’s Next Game Will Probably Be a Reboot of Knack with a Battle Royale Mode and a Subscription Service

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Sony’s Media Molecule is reportedly working on a new game with “open-world elements” and we’re all just over here like…

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