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Tag: gamers

Capcom slashes Monster Hunter prices to lure back fleeing fans
Breaking, Games News

Capcom slashes Monster Hunter prices to lure back fleeing fans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

In a bizarre turn of events, CAPCOM has decided to buck the trend of nickel-and-diming gamers to death, announcing a…

Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic
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Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Today, the gaming world lost a legend, and I’m not talking about the latest overhyped, live-service game that’s about to…

Alienware peddles overpriced monitors to nostalgic gamers again
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Alienware peddles overpriced monitors to nostalgic gamers again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Alienware and Dell are celebrating their 30th anniversary with a new…

Secretlab Teaming Up With McLaren Because Gamers Need More Overpriced Chairs
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Secretlab Teaming Up With McLaren Because Gamers Need More Overpriced Chairs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? Secretlab is finally dropping the last batch of their über-exclusive McLaren MonoCell…

Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now
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Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Riot Games has decided to bless us with Convergence Fest, because apparently we haven’t had enough League of Legends spin-offs…

Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously
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Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, id Software was working on some new projects before the latest…

Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging
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Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

I just spent the most exhausting 2.5 hours of my life at the Nintendo appointment at Summer Game Fest 2026,…

Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons
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Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Palworld is finally getting its full launch update on July 10,…

Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money
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Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this concept enough yet, a former PlayStation boss, Shuhei Yoshida, decided to share his thoughts…

Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too
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Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity for the gaming industry to collect our precious personal data, because what’s a little privacy when…

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