OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!
Oh, no! ðą The robots are taking over! ðĪ More than half of Japanese game companies are apparently now slaves…
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Minecraft Goes Back to the Stone Age (But Make It Copper)
Alright, gamers, gather ’round because Minecraft is apparently still a thing! ð After enduring the “Happy Ghast” update (who asked…
Forza Horizon 6: Tokyo Drift, But With More Microtransactions
OH. MY. GOD. ðą Xbox, bless their cotton socks, FINALLY dropped the Forza Horizon 6 trailer at TGS 2025! Did…
ROG Xbox Ally & ROG Xbox Ally X: Prepare to Empty Your Wallets, Simps
Oh, great, another overpriced gadget from ASUS Republic of Gamers! ð They’ve graced us with the pricing for the ROG…
HoYoVerse Dumps Another Life Sim on Us: Petit Planet, or How to Avoid Touching Grass in Space
Oh, HoYoVerse, you scallywags! ðĪŠ After boring us all to tears ðī with your RPGs and those open-world ARPGs (seriously,…
Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! ð Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…
Borderlands 4 and Prusa Team Up So You Can Print Your Own Guns (Because That’s Totally Safe)
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats ð because Borderlands 4 is HERE, and it’s bringing the CHAOS! ðĨ And by…
Battlefield 6: Console Peasants Get a Special Crossplay Mode (and Maybe Optimization, if We Feel Like It)
Ah yes, *Battlefield 6*, the game so revolutionary, it’s only going to let console players mingle with each other… unless…
Nintendo Announce Some Crap No One Asked For
Oh boy, Nintendo’s at it again!ð To celebrate 40 years of the same mustachioed guy jumping on turtlesðĒ, they dropped…
Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave Announced, Prepare to Weave Through Disappointment in 2026
Alright gamers, gather ’round the digital campfireðĨ! Nintendo, bless their little hearts, decided to drop a “bomb”ðĢ (more like a…