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Gears of War E-Day Release Date Definitely Going to Get Body Slammed by a WWE Pay Per View Event Somehow
The WWE and Gears of War: Because Who Needs a Definitive Release Date, Anyway? 🤷‍♂️
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Gears of War E-Day Release Date Definitely Going to Get Body Slammed by a WWE Pay Per View Event Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Hey, gamers and wrestling fans! 👋 Are you ready for some exciting news? 🎉 We’ve just discovered that the WWE…

Oh Joy What Is an ISP Proxy aka the Ultimate Tool for Obsessively Watching Netflix in Other Countries and Pretending to be a Genius Hacker
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Oh Joy What Is an ISP Proxy aka the Ultimate Tool for Obsessively Watching Netflix in Other Countries and Pretending to be a Genius Hacker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

Modern-day web surfing is a total joke, right? 🤣 You pay for high-speed broadband, but somehow, your internet connection is…

Max Payne: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Spend 100 Hours Replaying the Same Cutscene Over and Over Again in a Desperate Attempt to Recapture the Magic of a Game That Was Only Mildly Interesting in the First Place
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Max Payne: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Spend 100 Hours Replaying the Same Cutscene Over and Over Again in a Desperate Attempt to Recapture the Magic of a Game That Was Only Mildly Interesting in the First Place

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

Let’s talk about the super cool and totally not-at-all-depressing game, Max Payne 🎉😒. I mean, who doesn’t love a good…

Games Done Quick Somehow Manages To Not Fall Asleep At gamescom 2026 While Watching Speedrunners Play The Same Old Games For The Millionth Time
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Games Done Quick Somehow Manages To Not Fall Asleep At gamescom 2026 While Watching Speedrunners Play The Same Old Games For The Millionth Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

Big news, gamers! 🚨👀 Games Done Quick is finally coming to gamescom in Germany, because who doesn’t love a good…

PEAK Team Suddenly Decides to be Nice and Supports Make-A-Wish Because Who Needs Profits Anyway with a Totally Not Desperate Limited-Time Game Collection
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PEAK Team Suddenly Decides to be Nice and Supports Make-A-Wish Because Who Needs Profits Anyway with a Totally Not Desperate Limited-Time Game Collection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Oh great, another opportunity for gamers to feel good about themselves while playing video games 🙄. The team behind the…

Crimson Desert Breaks All Records By Selling A Whopping 5 Million Copies To Peoples Moms
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Crimson Desert Breaks All Records By Selling A Whopping 5 Million Copies To Peoples Moms

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

The gaming world is shook, and by shook, I mean completely and utterly obsessed with the news that Crimson Desert…

Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis
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Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Okay, okay, gamers, calm down! We know you’re all super excited about the latest news from Square Enix, but let’s…

Mass Effect Showrunner Suddenly Develops Amnesia and Forgets Entire Rewriting Process to Appease Clueless Non Gamers
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Mass Effect Showrunner Suddenly Develops Amnesia and Forgets Entire Rewriting Process to Appease Clueless Non Gamers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

Breaking news, folks: the Mass Effect TV series is not going to be a total disaster after all 🚀👽. We…

Because Who Needs Human Interaction When You Can Hoard Rare Fortnite Skins and Call Yourself a Connoisseur of Digital Junk
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Because Who Needs Human Interaction When You Can Hoard Rare Fortnite Skins and Call Yourself a Connoisseur of Digital Junk

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Hey there, fellow gamers and collectors! Let’s talk about the crazy world of gaming memorabilia 🤯. I mean, who wouldn’t…

Hideo Kojima’s Bizarre Physint Casting Call Clearly Indicates He’s Lost His Mind and Is Now Casting His Cat as the Main Character
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Hideo Kojima’s Bizarre Physint Casting Call Clearly Indicates He’s Lost His Mind and Is Now Casting His Cat as the Main Character

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Hideo Kojima is back at it again, and by “it,” I mean making everyone wait an eternity for his next…

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