Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Well, well, well—look who’s back with another excuse to drain your bank account for gacha pulls. HoYoverse just dropped the…
Oh look, Microsoft finally figured out that gamers are too busy yelling at their screen to remember basic game mechanics.…
Well, well, well… look who finally decided to stop gatekeeping their own game! Bungie’s latest patch for Marathon has sent…
Oh look, Epic Games is at it again! This time they’ve decided to rip off Avengers: Doomsday harder than Jonesy…
Oh look, it’s happening! After Xbox executives realized they couldn’t afford toilet paper anymore (thanks to those “strategic” acquisitions), they’re…
Well folks, the day we’ve all been dreading is finally here. Amazon has graced us with the first official image…
Attention, gamers and gore enthusiasts! It’s been five whole years since the last Mortal Kombat movie graced our screens with…
We all know that on November 19th, the internet will likely break under the weight of Rockstar’s return to Vice…
On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
Well, well, well… if it isn’t REPLACED, the cyberpunk pixel-art baby that just refuses to leave the oven. Sad Cat…
