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James Bond 007: First Light Finally Emerges From The Shadows (Gameplay Shown, Release Date…Maybe)
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James Bond 007: First Light Finally Emerges From The Shadows (Gameplay Shown, Release Date…Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, I/O Interactive graced us with a “fresh look” πŸ‘€ at their upcoming 007 First Light game…

Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play β€˜n Preview (Yawn)
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Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play β€˜n Preview (Yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, CGM (whoever they are πŸ€”) graced Walt Disney World’s Play ‘n Preview event with their presence (third row, no…

PAX West 2025: OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 Preview β€” Prepare to be Mildly Whemed
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PAX West 2025: OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 Preview β€” Prepare to be Mildly Whemed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 at PAX West 2025 was supposed to be my personal hellπŸ”₯. I mean, turn-based combat? 🀒 But…

28 Years Later Trailer Drops: More Blood, More Ralph, Still No Cure
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28 Years Later Trailer Drops: More Blood, More Ralph, Still No Cure

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sony Pictures just dropped the lamest trailer EVER for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple! πŸ™„ It’s like…

Hideo Kojima Says MGSV Was “Unfinished” – No Duh
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Hideo Kojima Says MGSV Was “Unfinished” – No Duh

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did Kojima JUST admit Metal Gear Solid V was a total dumpster fire πŸ”₯? You won’t BELIEVE this!…

‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
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‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema

FinnSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Oh, great, another πŸ’©Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…

Helldivers 2: Still Buggy, But Now With MORE Bugs and Planets to Liberate (or Die Trying)
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Helldivers 2: Still Buggy, But Now With MORE Bugs and Planets to Liberate (or Die Trying)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Helldivers 2, now with added Xbox exclusivity (because PC players are *obviously* superior πŸ™„), has graced us with the “Into…

Chicago: Prepares for Totally Unexpected and Definitely Not Political Immigration Raids While Trump Whines About People Doing Their Jobs
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Chicago: Prepares for Totally Unexpected and Definitely Not Political Immigration Raids While Trump Whines About People Doing Their Jobs

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Chicago is bracing for a massive influx of freedom, courtesy of President Trump and the National Guard. Seems the Windy…

Walt Disney World’s Groundbreaking Innovations: A Starlight Parade and a Pirate-Themed Bar
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Walt Disney World’s Groundbreaking Innovations: A Starlight Parade and a Pirate-Themed Bar

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups πŸ’…, because Walt Disney World decided to throw a party πŸŽ‰ and invited CGM (whoever they…

Chainsaw Manβ€”The Movie: Reze Arc Hitting North America on October 29 (Prepare for Peak Fiction or Utter Disappointment)
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Chainsaw Manβ€”The Movie: Reze Arc Hitting North America on October 29 (Prepare for Peak Fiction or Utter Disappointment)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here. After approximately 3 decades of waiting (give or take), Crunchyroll, bless their…

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