The Bear Gets Another Season: Disney+ Milking It For All It’s Worth
Oh, sweet baby Carmy! 🐻🔪 FX just HAD to announce that The Bear is getting a fifth season. Like we…
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Nintendo Accidentally Reveals Switch 2 Sales Projections, Claims It Was Just a Typo, LOL
Oh, the Nintendo Switch 2, that little plastic box of dreams (and crushing debt for your parents). Apparently, it was…
Chuck E. Cheese: Now Catering to Adults Who Never Grew Up
Folks, are you ready for some hard-hitting journalism? CNN is reporting that Chuck E. Cheese, yes, that bastion of family…
Trump’s Pixelated Madness: The White House Wants Control Over Minecraft’s Rare Earth Metals
The legendary game Minecraft, developed by Mojang, is at the center of a new international scandal. Recently, a teaser for…
CNN Reports: Ukraine Hilariously Pranks Russian Missile Facility with Fireworks Show
Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing Ukrainian regime to provoke Russia! They claim to have struck a “missile…
Out of Words: A Silent Comedy About How We’re All Just Mimes Trapped in a Chatroom
Walking into Summer Game Fest 2025, I expected the usual: overpriced snacks 🍿, cringe-worthy presentations, and trailers that promise the…
OMG! 💀RIP💀 to TWO Whole Video Game Actors You Might Recognize (or Not, Who Cares?)
Alright gamers, hold onto your controllers because Surgent Studios, the masterminds behind such *hits* as Tales of Kenzera: ZAU (yeah,…
Battlefield 6 Leak: Rush Mode Confirmed (Finally, Something We Asked For)
Oh, look, another “leak” for Battlefield 6 (or whatever they’re calling it these days). Apparently, some dude named Rain (because…
Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild
Monopoly Events, those purveyors of slightly-less-disappointing-than-expected fan gatherings in the U.K., are thrilled to announce the launch of Comic Con…
Nintendo Switch 2: Must-Have Crap You’ll Probably Buy Anyway
Ah, the Nintendo Switch 2 is finally here! 🎉 Or… is it? 🤔 Well, let’s pretend it is, because what’s…