Lost in Random: We Played It So You Don’t Have To (But Seriously, Maybe Do, It’s Kinda Weird)
Okay, so I guess someone actually remembered Lost in Random. I mean, I reviewed that thing back in 2021 and…
Tag: games
Oh Noes! Square Enix Accidentally Deletes a Kingdom Hearts Game (But Don’t Worry, the REAL One is Still Churning in the Development Abyss)
Oh, the humanity! š Square Enix, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to DELETE šļø another game…
Steam Breach Exposes 89 Million Accounts ā And You Got Assassinās Creed As a Bonus!
2025 mightāve just hit its gaming low point. Valveās beloved platform Steam ā the digital playground of broke gamers and…
Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed
OMG! š± It’s happening! Krysten Ritter, AKA Jessica Jones, AKA the only reason anyone watched those gritty Netflix Marvel shows,…
Oh Great, More Duviri: Warframe Players Forced Back Into That Weirdo Wonderland Again, Apparently
OMG, Digital Extremes just dropped the mic…or maybe a poorly optimized update, who knows? š¤·āāļø At PAX East, they unveiled…
FBC: Janitor Simulator 2023 – Now with More Mold! (Ahti’s Still Not Impressed)
Oh, look, another “AAA” studio trying to milk a beloved IP for all it’s worth! š Remedy Entertainment, bless their…
Marvel’s 1943: Rise of Hydra Gets Pushed Back to 2026, Apparently “Best Possible Experience” Requires Time Travel
Oh, great, another video game delay! š Skydance New Media, the folks who brought youā¦ well, nothing much yet, have…
Microsoft Gently Prunes a Few Unnecessary Weeds, Definitely Not a Bloodbath
Breaking News! Microsoft, the company that brought you Clippy (RIP, you annoying paperclip š), is at it again! Seems like…
Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something
Ah, Ubisoft Toronto, bless their hearts. š They’re opening their doors for Doors Open Toronto to celebrate… wait for it……
Prepare to Have Your Wallet Violently Assaulted by Shiny New Things!
Rick Lane, our resident purveyor of vaguely positive opinions, has emerged from his caffeine-fueled slumber to grace us with news…