Last Flag Promises To Be A ‘Not Too Sweaty’ Capture The Flag Game Show — Because Who Wants To Actually Move?
Oh look, another game about running around with flags 🏃♂️🏳️🌈—but this time it’s wrapped in a disco ball and served…
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GYMSHARK RUN CLUB: NYC RUNS, LA SWEATS, SAME BRAGGING RIGHTS?
GYMSHARK RUN CLUB TWO CITIES. ONE COMMUNITY LDN & NYC MARCH 3RD To celebrate our new running collection, we’re taking…
One Piece Returns On April 5, Kicking Off The Elbaph Arc Because Your Life Was Getting Too Productive
Attention, weebs and normies alike: The most important event of the century is upon us. Yes, that’s right—One Piece, the…
Irvine Camp Fair: Where Kids Trade Screen Time for Sunscreen and Scavenger Hunts
Oh great, another “One-Stop-Shop” for parents to waste a Sunday afternoon pretending to care about summer camps while their kids…
Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
Microsoft Gaming Promotes CoreAI President to CEO as Phil Spencer Abandons Xbox for Beach Vacation
Well, well, well… look who’s finally stepping away from the Xbox throne! Phil Spencer, the man who spent decades making…
How Wall Street’s Apollo Got Trolled by the Epstein Files Again Because Apparently They Didn’t Learn the First Time
Epstein’s Back, and This Time He’s Got Wall Street Shook! It’s that time again, folks! Jeffrey Epstein’s ghost is haunting…
Armatus Preview — A Gothic Roguelike That’s Like Roguelikes, But Gothic
Oh boy, here we go again—another roguelike that thinks it’s the second coming of gaming. This time, it’s Armatus, and…
Eric Dane Recorded “Famous Last Words” Special With Netflix Before His Death – Turns Out He Was Just Ahead of the Curve on Cliffhangers
Well, folks, the Grim Reaper finally came knocking for Eric Dane, but not before he got a chance to sit…
Aphelion Hands-On Preview — Journey To The Savage Planet (aka “Where Every Alien Is Just a Slightly Uglier Version of Your Ex”)
Okay, I’m sorry, but Aphelion? From the studio that brought us Life is Strange and Jusant? Y’all are really gonna…