Beloved Games Getting Axed Because Profit
The mobile gaming landscape is once again a barren wasteland, devoid of original ideas and populated by the corpses of…
Tag: games
Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Cold Symmetry is back with a new trailer for Mortal Shell…
Oh Joy Another Alpha Test Because We Clearly Need More Beta Tests
Oh boy, another “exciting” development in the world of EVE Online, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet.…
Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated
The Blood of Dawnwalker is finally within our grasp, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s everything I hoped it…
More MTG Reprints Because Innovation Is Overrated Apparently
Oh joy, another Secret Lair drop, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Wizards of the Coast has…
Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging
I just spent the most exhausting 2.5 hours of my life at the Nintendo appointment at Summer Game Fest 2026,…
Royal Loses Fight To Keep Private Life Private Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama across the pond, where the Duke of Sussex, aka…
Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…
Because you still play WoW apparently
In the never-ending quest to separate you from your hard-earned gold, Blizzard has once again managed to create a plethora…
Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Palworld is finally getting its full launch update on July 10,…