Because The World Was Just Missing A Remake Of A 15 Year Old Game That Was Already Kind Of Meh The First Time Around
Breaking News: Ubisoft Might Be Remaking the First Assassin’s Creed, Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies of the Original…
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House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more dragons, drama, and disappointment? 🐉👑 Because HBO’s House of the Dragon…
Crimson Desert Breaks All Records By Selling A Whopping 5 Million Copies To Peoples Moms
The gaming world is shook, and by shook, I mean completely and utterly obsessed with the news that Crimson Desert…
Because Clearly We Haven’t Been Burned Enough by Terrible Games Already the Playable Demo Comeback is a Thing Now Apparently in 2026
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Playable demos are back, baby! 🎊 It’s like the…
The Enduring Appeal of Final Fantasy Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters in the Gaming World and We Should All Just Accept That Square Enix is Our Overlord
Let’s talk about the most iconic, the most legendary, the most unforgettable game franchise of all time – Final Fantasy…
Gang of Dragon’s YouTube Channel Gets Torched Like Their Career
Rumors are swirling around like a bunch of nosey parkers, and it looks like Toshihiro Nagoshi’s upcoming game, Gang of…
Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis
Okay, okay, gamers, calm down! We know you’re all super excited about the latest news from Square Enix, but let’s…
Pokémon TCG Pocket Just Got a Whole Lot More Obnoxiously Overpowered With the Most Insane Strong Mega Evolutions That Will Totally Ruin the Game for Everyone Else
The Pokémon Company has finally decided to bless us with another expansion to the Pokémon TCG Pocket card database, because…
Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some pirate-themed fun 🏴☠️? Because Ubisoft just announced Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced,…
Two Point Museum Unveils The Most Totally Not Boring Expansion Pack Ever Made The Arty-Facts DLC Because Who Doesn’t Love Looking At Old Paintings And Dusty Artifacts All Day
Get ready for the most epic announcement in the history of announcements! 🎉 Two Point Studios and SEGA are thrilled…