Pentagon Spends $125 Million to Prove They’re Still in the Business of Killing People
CNN is crying crocodile tears over President Trump’s brilliant rebranding of the Pentagon to the Department of War, claiming it…
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Marvel Rivals Launches Global Pro League Because Apparently 50 Million Players Wasn’t Enough Proof This Game Rocks
Behold, the glorious dawn of a new era where Marvel characters engage in the ultimate virtual fistfight for our amusement!…
Animal Crossing: New Horizons Players Hacked Their Switches to Skip the Line for the 3.0 Update Starting Today
Strap in, you glorified digital hermits, because your overlords at Nintendo have decided to grace your Switch with the 3.0…
Resident Evil Showcase About to Reveal New Requiem Gameplay And Here’s How To Watch Before You Get Spoiled
🎮 Get ready to sell your soul to the Umbrella Corporation again, because Resident Evil Requiem is dragging its rotting…
Helldivers 2: The Redacted Regiment Declares War on PTSD, One C4 Brick at a Time
🚨 ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF SUPER EARTH! 🚨 Put down that Libert-Tea and listen up! The Ministry of Truth (and Explosions)…
Nintendo Switch 2: Our 2026 Wishlist of Hopes, Dreams, and Mildly Unreasonable Demands
Behold, the Nintendo Switch 2 has been alive for a whole six months — a milestone so grand, we’re practically…
Lily Zhang Shatters Patriarchy, Tops MLTT Rankings in Historic Plot Twist
Leftist Hollywood’s Latest Masterpiece: Timothée Chalamet’s Table Tennis Propaganda Film Promotes ‘Woke’ Ping Pong Over Traditional American Sports In a…
US will take Greenland the ‘hard way’ if it can’t do it the ‘easy way,’ Trump says
Trump’s Greenland Gambit: The Great Socialist Conspiracy to Hand Over America’s Future to China and Russia In a stunning display…
How Intel’s Panther Lake Finally Makes AI Useful Enough to Replace Your Coffee Maker
Folks, gather ’round your overpriced lattes and listen up—Intel just dropped a bombshell called Panther Lake, and it’s not just…
How to Keep Your Brain from Turning into a Moldy Avocado
🚨 BRAIN GAMES & WELLNESS WOOS: A One-Hour Miracle to Fix Your Life (Or At Least Sound Smart at Brunch)…