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Tag: Gaming

Sony tunes out fan outcry on physical discs to push digital dreams
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Sony tunes out fan outcry on physical discs to push digital dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

It’s been a wild ride since Sony decided to pull the plug on physical PlayStation discs in 2028, and I’m…

Tencent bails on Story Of Seasons mobile cash grab experiment
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Tencent bails on Story Of Seasons mobile cash grab experiment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like the marriage between Marvelous and Tencent has come to an end, and it’s a…

Mortal Shell 2 throws open beta doors to eager guinea pigs everywhere now
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Mortal Shell 2 throws open beta doors to eager guinea pigs everywhere now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh joy, another open beta to sink our teeth into, because what’s a game without a healthy dose of testing…

Jackery brings overpriced batteries to Canada because money grows on trees
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Jackery brings overpriced batteries to Canada because money grows on trees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Get ready, Canada, because Jackery is about to power up your life with its HomePower Series, and I’m not just…

Stupid Never Dies slated for October with obligatory DLC and cash-grab editions
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Stupid Never Dies slated for October with obligatory DLC and cash-grab editions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

It’s time to get excited, and also mildly skeptical, about the upcoming game Stupid Never Dies. I mean, who doesn’t…

Sony rescues remnants of your attention with Dying Light 2, other somewhat decent games
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Sony rescues remnants of your attention with Dying Light 2, other somewhat decent games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

PlayStation Plus is at it again, dumping a fresh batch of games into our laps like a benevolent gaming overlord,…

Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone
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Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh joy, another way for EA to suck the last bit of cash from our wallets, and we’re just too…

XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy
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XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Looks like Microsoft’s Xbox division is having a bit of a rough time, folks. Their latest financial report is out,…

Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection
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Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

As I sit here, pondering the latest developments in the world of Star Trek, I am reminded of the immortal…

Gaming’s greatest business model strikes again: Runescape resells old content
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Gaming’s greatest business model strikes again: Runescape resells old content

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh joy, another update to get us excited about the inevitable grind in Runescape: Dragonwilds. The developers at Jagex have…

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