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DOGE’s Boneheaded Budget: Senate Showdown or Puppy Pile-Up? | CNN Politics
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DOGE’s Boneheaded Budget: Senate Showdown or Puppy Pile-Up? | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s plan to make America great again by cutting wasteful…

HBO Max is Back From the Dead (Again?!) | CNN Business
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HBO Max is Back From the Dead (Again?!) | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another woke corporation bowing to the inevitable! CNN (or whatever commie propaganda outlet they’re calling themselves this week)…

MEGADETH Sumo-Sized Fail: Round 2 of Embarrassment
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MEGADETH Sumo-Sized Fail: Round 2 of Embarrassment

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh my god, can you even believe this? MEGADETH, those geriatric thrash metal dudes, are STILL trying to stay relevant…

Trump’s Tariff Tantrums: Who’s Crying Now, CNN Business
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Trump’s Tariff Tantrums: Who’s Crying Now, CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

More winning! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is making these freeloading countries pay their fair share. It’s about time…

CNN: Justice Department Says Epstein Did Himself In, No Juicy Client List to See Here, Folks
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CNN: Justice Department Says Epstein Did Himself In, No Juicy Client List to See Here, Folks

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

The Justice Department, under the iron fist of President Trump, is now saying there’s no “client list” from that scumbag…

Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed
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Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Crunchyroll, bless their cotton socks, actually thinks we care about their “annual Industry Panel” at Anime…

Sting Sings “Every Breath You Take” (Yeah, We Get It)
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Sting Sings “Every Breath You Take” (Yeah, We Get It)

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, great, CNN is at it again, shoving their liberal garbage down our throats! Sting, the washed-up leftist, singing “Every…

Lainey Wilson butchers ‘Somewhere Over Laredo’ | CNN
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Lainey Wilson butchers ‘Somewhere Over Laredo’ | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, great, CNN is “celebrating” the 4th of July with some woke country singer crooning about “Somewhere Over Laredo.” Probably…

Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas
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Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media is STILL whining about Lia Thomas? They’re painting Riley Gaines as some kind…

House Passes Bill; World Ends, Details at 11
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House Passes Bill; World Ends, Details at 11

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another WIN for President Trump! The House, in a moment of sanity, passed a bill that MAGA! It’s about time…

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