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McDonald’s Snack Wrap: Proof the McRib Isn’t the Only Thing They Torture Us With
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McDonald’s Snack Wrap: Proof the McRib Isn’t the Only Thing They Torture Us With

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

McDonald’s is bringing back the Snack Wrap, probably because their woke menu options are failing! You know, the ones that…

Vivian Campbell’s Pre-DIO Disaster SWEET SAVAGE Announces New Album ‘Bang’ (Your Ears)
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Vivian Campbell’s Pre-DIO Disaster SWEET SAVAGE Announces New Album ‘Bang’ (Your Ears)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric metal squad, SWEET SAVAGE, is BACK with an album called “Bang” hitting stores on September 12…

Local News: Apparently America’s Gone Full-On News Diet, and Nobody Noticed
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Local News: Apparently America’s Gone Full-On News Diet, and Nobody Noticed

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about a supposed “decline” in journalism, but I see it as a…

Hopeless Records and Fat Wreck Chords Join Forces in a Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant
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Hopeless Records and Fat Wreck Chords Join Forces in a Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 Hopeless Records, like, totally bought Fat Wreck Chords! Is this the end of punk as we know it?…

Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)
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Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, can you believe it? Routine, the game that was supposed to drop back when the Mayan…

Philadelphia’s Trash Crisis: City Caves, Workers Win (and Your Curb Still Stinks)
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Philadelphia’s Trash Crisis: City Caves, Workers Win (and Your Curb Still Stinks)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another city held hostage by the radical Left! Philadelphia’s union thugs, emboldened by Biden’s America-hating policies, decided to…

Philly’s Looking Trashy: Drone Footage Captures Epic Garbage Mountains After One Week of Strike
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Philly’s Looking Trashy: Drone Footage Captures Epic Garbage Mountains After One Week of Strike

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what’s happening in the City of Brotherly Love! Looks like those lazy, socialist union workers in…

‘Superman’ Returns to the Big Screen to Bore Us All Again
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‘Superman’ Returns to the Big Screen to Bore Us All Again

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another woke Hollywood reboot, folks! Superman, now with extra soy! I bet you anything this “modern Man of Steel” is…

DOGE’s Boneheaded Budget: Senate Showdown or Puppy Pile-Up? | CNN Politics
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DOGE’s Boneheaded Budget: Senate Showdown or Puppy Pile-Up? | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s plan to make America great again by cutting wasteful…

HBO Max is Back From the Dead (Again?!) | CNN Business
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HBO Max is Back From the Dead (Again?!) | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another woke corporation bowing to the inevitable! CNN (or whatever commie propaganda outlet they’re calling themselves this week)…

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