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Aisha Wahab somehow defeats money avalanche to win House seat
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Aisha Wahab somehow defeats money avalanche to win House seat

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic state Sen. Aisha Wahab is projected to win the special…

Democratic Socialists Plotting While Democrats Nap
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Democratic Socialists Plotting While Democrats Nap

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) just had their big summit…

Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan
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Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Michigan Senate primary, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Trump Declares Victory Over Hamas Without Their Input Apparently
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Trump Declares Victory Over Hamas Without Their Input Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest announcement, and I have to say, it’s a…

Democrats To Argue Over Israel, Again, Because Of Course They Will
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Democrats To Argue Over Israel, Again, Because Of Course They Will

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Party is having a bit of an identity crisis…

Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive
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Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Activist Freed No More Thanks To Appeals Court Reversal
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Activist Freed No More Thanks To Appeals Court Reversal

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals panel has reversed a lower court decision, and…

Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama
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Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, picking a fight with…

Netanyahu Might Get Arrested in New York Because Why Not
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Netanyahu Might Get Arrested in New York Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still considering arresting Israeli…

Fetterman Draws Line in Sand Over Israel Loyalty Test
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Fetterman Draws Line in Sand Over Israel Loyalty Test

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senator John Fetterman is making some big waves in the Democratic…

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