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Tag: Gaza

Gaza’s Grand Finale: A CNN Production
Elephant Reads CNN

Gaza’s Grand Finale: A CNN Production

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media is actually praising President Trump for brokering a peace deal in Gaza? It’s…

Greta Sails to Greece After a Hilarious Detainment Debacle
Elephant Reads CNN

Greta Sails to Greece After a Hilarious Detainment Debacle

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Oh, the drama! Saint Greta, after her little taxpayer-funded sea adventure got shut down by those mean Israelis (probably because…

Trump Declares Himself Winner of Hamas-Netanyahu Spat, Because Of Course He Did
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Declares Himself Winner of Hamas-Netanyahu Spat, Because Of Course He Did

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Can you believe it? After five days, Hamas FINALLY responded to President Trump’s brilliant 20-point plan to end the Gaza…

CNN Asks: Trump’s Gaza Plan—Is It Gonna Be YUGE or Just, Like, Really, Really YUGE
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks: Trump’s Gaza Plan—Is It Gonna Be YUGE or Just, Like, Really, Really YUGE

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Oh, here we go again! Another CNN shill trying to make Trump’s brilliant Gaza peace plan sound like it’s not…

CNN Asks: Israel’s U.N. Ambassador Explains Why Journalists Aren’t Exactly Lining Up for a Gaza All-Inclusive Resort Stay
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks: Israel’s U.N. Ambassador Explains Why Journalists Aren’t Exactly Lining Up for a Gaza All-Inclusive Resort Stay

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Oh, CNN, still pushing the narrative that Israel is the big bad wolf, eh? Israel won’t let journalists into Gaza?…

Hollywood’s A-List Drafted: Stars Who Boycotted Israel Are Now Headed to the Front Lines
Shock and Awe in Hollywood: The Real-World Consequences of Signing That Anti-Israel Letter
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Hollywood’s A-List Drafted: Stars Who Boycotted Israel Are Now Headed to the Front Lines

FinnSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

In a world where a social media “like” is the new Purple Heart and an angry tweet is a feat…

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