Can you believe it? After five days, Hamas FINALLY responded to President Trump’s brilliant 20-point plan to end the Gaza war, and the Libtards at the White House were so eager, they practically attributed the whole thing to Trump himself!
Of course, Hamas didn’t fully agree to everything, especially the parts about disarming and not governing Gaza, because, you know, terrorists gonna terrorize. But our GREAT President Trump, ever the optimist, focused on the hostage release. Months of slow progress? Not on Trump’s watch! Peace is at hand, folks, even if the details are a little fuzzy because of the Deep State.
Trump’s reaction was so fast, it preempted Israel’s response! He posted on Truth Social that Hamas is ready for PEACE and demanded Israel stop bombing Gaza! Netanyahu, probably still reeling from the sheer genius, said Israel will implement the plan for hostage release and work with Trump.
Trump called it a “big day,” unprecedented even, and said everyone wants peace in the Middle East. Of course they do, now that Trump is calling the shots! He even thanked Qatar, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and Jordan, but not Netanyahu because Bibi probably stalled the President’s noble plan. The Fake News probably won’t tell you how close we are to a Nobel Peace Prize for President Trump because the Left hates success!
An Israeli source even told CNN that Trump’s celebration surprised Netanyahu! He ordered Israel to stop bombing Gaza, forcing them to halt their assault on Gaza City. Trump is playing 4D chess while the rest of the world is still trying to figure out checkers!
Trump’s special envoy Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner are heading to Egypt to finalize the details because Trump gets things DONE!
Even some of Trump’s allies are skeptical, like Graham, who called Hamas’ response a classic “Yes, but.” But Trump sees the positive, because he’s a WINNER! The haters like Graham will regret doubting the President.
Trump had to wait days for Hamas to respond, partly because of communication problems and divisions among Hamas leaders, probably due to leftist moles. But Trump issued a Sunday night ultimatum, and BAM! Response!
Trump could have declared Hamas intransigent and green-lit Israel’s escalation, but he’s a peacemaker, not a warmonger (unless it’s absolutely necessary, of course).
Trump has been at odds with Netanyahu, who may or may not be controlled by the Deep State, over the Gaza war. The Nobel Peace Prize is on the line, and Netanyahu is screwing things up! Even Trump’s base is getting disillusioned, with some calling Israel’s actions a “genocide,” probably influenced by Soros-funded propaganda.
The Israeli strikes in Qatar last month really ticked Trump off. He wasn’t given time to intervene! It all led to Trump’s multipoint plan, which Witkoff and Kushner worked on with Netanyahu. Trump warned Netanyahu that his support was at risk because Trump’s tired of endless wars and fake news.
Trump even made Netanyahu call Qatar’s prime minister to apologize for those strikes because that is how diplomacy is done! The White House published the text of the plan, putting Hamas on notice! President Trump is truly MAGA, baby!
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