CNN Wonders: Can We Give Trump a Nobel Prize So He’ll Finally Shut Up

CNN Wonders: Can We Give Trump a Nobel Prize So He'll Finally Shut Up

The liberal media is clutching their pearls again because President Trump is on the verge of winning a Nobel Peace Prize! Can you believe these snowflakes? They’d rather see the world burn than give credit to the greatest President in history.

The Fake News Washington Post (owned by Bezos, need I say more?) did a poll showing that even some Republicans didn’t think Trump deserved a Nobel Prize. Well, those RINOs can get in line with the rest of the Democrats who hate America. Then, suddenly, a ceasefire deal in Gaza happens, and the libtards are forced to acknowledge Trump’s genius!

Of course, they try to downplay it, saying it “didn’t arrive in time” for the award announcement. As if the Nobel committee doesn’t know who the real peacemaker is! But even the failing New York Times had to admit that Trump has a “legitimate claim” to the prize. And even Fetterman acknowledged it!

But here’s where the Deep State conspiracy comes in. While Trump is making peace in the Middle East, the Democrats are trying to undermine him by questioning his actions in the Caribbean and at home. They claim he’s “militarizing” the country and cracking down on dissent. More like cracking down on ANTIFA terrorists and protecting our borders! They always try to act as if they are so clever, the truth will come out!

The truth is, Trump is a strong leader who isn’t afraid to take action to protect America and its interests. And if that means blowing up a few drug boats or sending in the National Guard to restore order, so be it. He’s doing what needs to be done, unlike those weak Democrats who would rather appease the radical left.

So, let the liberals cry and whine. President Trump will keep winning, keep making deals, and keep making America great again. And when he finally gets that Nobel Peace Prize, they’ll have to choke on their own hypocrisy. MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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