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Sad and pathetic in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)
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Sad and pathetic in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

«Power electronics for the average disappointment» from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Top 5 Rock Vocalists Who Should Retire NOW
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Top 5 Rock Vocalists Who Should Retire NOW

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

Guys, stop embarrassing yourself! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Nine Inch Nails in Charlotte, NC (02/10/2026)
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Nine Inch Nails in Charlotte, NC (02/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 10, 2026

Wish! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

In memory of Brad Arnold, lead singer of 3 Doors Down
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In memory of Brad Arnold, lead singer of 3 Doors Down

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

1978-2026 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

Ex-MORBID ANGEL Drummer PETE SANDOVAL Finally Gets Diagnosis: Turns Out He’s Just Autistic, Not a Death Metal Demon
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Ex-MORBID ANGEL Drummer PETE SANDOVAL Finally Gets Diagnosis: Turns Out He’s Just Autistic, Not a Death Metal Demon

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Holy Double Bass, Batman! Pete Sandoval Finally Discovers Why He’s So Good at Drumming—Autism! Move over, Lars Ulrich—there’s a new…

“Exclusive: Trump’s ‘Weaponization Whisperer’ Ready to Ghost the Justice Department—Like a Bad Tinder Date”
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“Exclusive: Trump’s ‘Weaponization Whisperer’ Ready to Ghost the Justice Department—Like a Bad Tinder Date”

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Oh no, not again! Another Trump ally gets the boot from the Swamp, and this time it’s Ed Martin—apparently not…

🛑The Uncanceled: Top 5 Western Metal Bands Playing in Russia During the War 🇷🇺
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🛑The Uncanceled: Top 5 Western Metal Bands Playing in Russia During the War 🇷🇺

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

Since the invasion of Ukraine 🇺🇦, the vast majority of international artists have boycotted Russia 🚫. However, not everyone joined…

Agriculture in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)
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Agriculture in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

Another Hamas supporters from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Knoll in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)
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Knoll in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

Death metal noise from Memphis, TN Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)
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Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

Death/Sludge Metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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