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RIP Mark Sawickis of Impetigo
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RIP Mark Sawickis of Impetigo

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

A true underground legend Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Top 5 Most Hated Bands in Modern Metal
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Top 5 Most Hated Bands in Modern Metal

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

Welcome to Modern Metal’s Hall of Shame — the 5 bands true metalheads love to hate Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

Opeth in Houston, TX (02/15/2026)
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Opeth in Houston, TX (02/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Progressive metal from Stockholm, Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Katatonia in Houston, TX (02/15/2026)
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Katatonia in Houston, TX (02/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Heavy metal band from Stockholm, Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Macabre in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)
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Macabre in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Death Metal from Turnersville, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Incantation in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)
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Incantation in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Death Metal from New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

All Hell in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)
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All Hell in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Black/Thrash Metal from Asheville, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Interceptor in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)
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Interceptor in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Black/Heavy/Speed Metal from Charleston, South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)
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Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

Experimental Folk/Black Metal from Nashville, Tennessee Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)
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Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (02/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

Experimental Folk/Black Metal from Nashville, Tennessee Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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