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Dying Oath in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)
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Dying Oath in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Metalcore from Wytheville, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€…

When you mix up the concert venues ๐Ÿ’€
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When you mix up the concert venues ๐Ÿ’€

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2026

Wrong hole! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€ is a…

Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Deathcore from Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€ is…

Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Deathcore from San Diego, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

200 Stab Wounds in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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200 Stab Wounds in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Death metal from Cleveland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€…

Ingested in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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Ingested in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Slam/Brutal Death Metal from United Kingdom Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan…

TOOL Fans Rejoice Adam Jones Says They Might Possibly Maybe Consider Playing Some Shows In Vegas If They Feel Like It Someday
Breaking News: TOOL to Possibly, Maybe, Hopefully Play Some Shows at the Sphere in Las Vegas, But No Promises, Folks! ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽถ
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TOOL Fans Rejoice Adam Jones Says They Might Possibly Maybe Consider Playing Some Shows In Vegas If They Feel Like It Someday

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, TOOL guitarist Adam Jones has confirmed that the band might, just might, stage a…

Death Angel Proved Getting Old Is for Anthrax: Live in Charlotte ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Death Angel Proved Getting Old Is for Anthrax: Live in Charlotte ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ”ฅ

Chuck B. BallsyMay 11, 2026

Death Angel rolled into The Underground on May 10th and delivered one of those shows that makes you wonder how…

Death Angel in Charlotte, NC (05/10/2026)
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Death Angel in Charlotte, NC (05/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 11, 2026

Thrash metal from Daly City, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan…

Vio-lence in Charlotte, NC (05/10/2026)
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Vio-lence in Charlotte, NC (05/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Thrash metal from San Francisco Bay Area Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe…

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