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Mira Ceti (Heilung) in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)
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Mira Ceti (Heilung) in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 7, 2026

Aurore Reichert, a French singer, producer, and multi-disciplinary artist known for her work in dark folk and ritual music Chuck…

Breaking News: FOO FIGHTERS Desperately Scour Earth for Drummer Who Can Tolerate Dave Grohl’s Ego, Find Ilan Rubin Who Must Have Lost a Bet
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Breaking News: FOO FIGHTERS Desperately Scour Earth for Drummer Who Can Tolerate Dave Grohl’s Ego, Find Ilan Rubin Who Must Have Lost a Bet

Chord F. DiscordApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

So, you want to know about the drama-filled world of rock drummers? Well, buckle up, folks, because Ilan Rubin, the…

GosT (James Lollar) has passed away at the age of 46
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GosT (James Lollar) has passed away at the age of 46

Chuck B. BallsyApril 2, 2026

Dark synthwave legend was signed to Metal Blade and collab’d with Frozen Soul Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Norwegians Slomosa in Greensboro: Tuesday Near-Sellout and Political Manifestos
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Norwegians Slomosa in Greensboro: Tuesday Near-Sellout and Political Manifestos

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

The Norwegians Slomosa hit Greensboro, NC, as part of their first-ever US tour. Though the band has been around for…

Slomosa in Greensboro, NC (03/31/2026)
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Slomosa in Greensboro, NC (03/31/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

Stoner Rock/Metal from Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

The Mainliners in Greensboro, NC (03/31/2026)
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The Mainliners in Greensboro, NC (03/31/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

Pop-punk from Hollywood, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Orbit Culture in Houston, TX (03/30/2026)
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Orbit Culture in Houston, TX (03/30/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 30, 2026

Melodic death metal from Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Ov Sulfur in Houston, TX (03/30/2026)
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Ov Sulfur in Houston, TX (03/30/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 30, 2026

Blackened deathcore from Las Vegas, Nevada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

RIP Ross The Boss 😢 Manowar Legend Dead at 72
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RIP Ross The Boss 😢 Manowar Legend Dead at 72

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 27, 2026

Ross “The Boss” Friedman — legendary guitarist of Manowar and The Dictators — has passed away. A true pioneer of…

Orbit Culture in Charlotte, NC (03/25/2026)
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Orbit Culture in Charlotte, NC (03/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 25, 2026

Melodic death metal from Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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