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DINO CAZARES Praises New FEAR FACTORY Singer MILO SILVESTRO for Mastering the Art of Surviving on Tour Without Losing His Sanity (Yet)
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DINO CAZARES Praises New FEAR FACTORY Singer MILO SILVESTRO for Mastering the Art of Surviving on Tour Without Losing His Sanity (Yet)

Chord F. DiscordMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

FEAR FACTORY has a new singer, and apparently he can actually remember the lyrics without his phone. Revolutionary, I know.…

Sewer in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
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Sewer in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 23, 2026

Metalcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Weight Shift in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
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Weight Shift in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 23, 2026

Progressive sludge from Asheville, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

We Follow The Earth in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)
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We Follow The Earth in Charlotte, NC (03/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 23, 2026

Doom/sludge from Winston-Salem, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Top 5 Epic Stage Falls
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Top 5 Epic Stage Falls

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 21, 2026

Stage is a dangerous place! 🤘🔥 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Noize MC in Miami, FL (03/18/2026)
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Noize MC in Miami, FL (03/18/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 19, 2026

Russian rapper and singer/российский рэп‑рок‑исполнитель, автор песен и музыкант. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Top 5 Most Stunning Women in Metal! 💋
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Top 5 Most Stunning Women in Metal! 💋

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 19, 2026

Metal Queens of 2026! 🤘 From brutality to beauty — these 5 icons dominate the stage. 👑 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

Top 5 Eastern European Metal Bands Known in the West! 🤘
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Top 5 Eastern European Metal Bands Known in the West! 🤘

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 18, 2026

Eastern Europe is TAKING OVER the global metal scene! #Metal #Deathcore #Behemoth #Jinjer #ExterminationDismemberment #SlaughterToPrevail #Skyforger #Metalhead #EasternEurope #SlavicMetal Chuck…

Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace
Phil Campbell, MOTÖRHEAD's Guitar Hero, Riffs His Way to the Great Gig in the Sky at 64
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Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace

Chord F. DiscordMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

The heavy metal community is in mourning today as Phil Campbell, the legendary axeman who helped keep MOTÖRHEAD’s machine gun…

Remembering Phil Campbell from Motorhead
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Remembering Phil Campbell from Motorhead

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Phil Campbell: 1961-2026 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

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