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Ozzy Osbourne. 1948-2025
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Ozzy Osbourne. 1948-2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 22, 2025

Drink in hell for us all, Ozzy! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

GWAR’s 40th: Streaming From the Hellmouth (Because VEEPS Pays the Bills)
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GWAR’s 40th: Streaming From the Hellmouth (Because VEEPS Pays the Bills)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Behold, feeble humans! Your 👽alien overlords in GWAR, those pioneers of making music that sounds like a garbage truck falling…

Colbert’s “Late Show” Debut: Will He Bite the Hand That Pays Him (Literally)?
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Colbert’s “Late Show” Debut: Will He Bite the Hand That Pays Him (Literally)?

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Folks, you won’t believe the latest from the Fake News Network! It seems that poor, poor Stephen Colbert is losing…

Summoner’s Circle in Raleigh, NC (07/18/2025)
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Summoner’s Circle in Raleigh, NC (07/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2025

Progressive Doom from Knoxville, Tennessee Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Dead Cool in Charlotte, NC (07/18/2025)
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Dead Cool in Charlotte, NC (07/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2025

Darkwave duo from Wilmington, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Casket Cassette in Charlotte, NC (07/18/2025)
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Casket Cassette in Charlotte, NC (07/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2025

Post-Punk/Darkwave from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

DustBowlChampion in Charlotte, NC (07/18/2025)
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DustBowlChampion in Charlotte, NC (07/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2025

Darkwave/Post Punk from Fresno, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says
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Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Folks, you won’t believe this! The Deep State swamp is getting drained, one Commie Comey at a time! Maurene Comey,…

Wes Scantlin of Puddle of Mudd: “I’m, Like, Super Innocent, Okay?”
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Wes Scantlin of Puddle of Mudd: “I’m, Like, Super Innocent, Okay?”

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

So, apparently, our favorite trainwreck, Wes Scantlin of PUDDLE OF MUDD (or should we say Puddle *OF* Mud, because, you…

🎤 HED PE in Gastonia: From Renegade to Retirement 🦴
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🎤 HED PE in Gastonia: From Renegade to Retirement 🦴

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 15, 2025

📅 July 14, Gastonia, North Carolina — once cult (in the “I think I heard of them” sense), Hed PE…

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