Folks, you won’t believe the latest from the Fake News Network! It seems that poor, poor Stephen Colbert is losing his late-night gig. CNN is trying to spin this as some kind of nefarious plot by our GREAT President Trump to silence dissent. Give me a break!
They claim CBS is being pressured over a merger and had to pay a “bribe” to Trump’s future library (probably filled with copies of “The Art of the Deal,” which every patriotic American should own, by the way). And now, Colbert is supposedly a victim of all this.
The Left is crying fascism because their court jester is getting the boot! One unhinged Twitter user even claimed it was a “dark turn for the country.” What a load of garbage! This is about ratings, folks. People are tired of unfunny leftist propaganda. Colbert’s show was a disaster, constantly losing to shows like “Gutfeld!”.
And, of course, Kimmel is next in line on the chopping block because he’s a raging Trump hater. Good riddance! Maybe these crybaby comedians should learn to tell a joke that doesn’t involve bashing our President.
Colbert can blame the merger or financial woes all he wants, but the truth is simple: nobody wants to watch his woke garbage. And President Trump? He’s just making America great again, one cancelled leftist at a time!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
