Folks, you won’t believe this! The Deep State swamp is getting drained, one Commie Comey at a time! Maurene Comey, daughter of the notorious Trump-hater James Comey, just got the boot from her cushy prosecutor gig.
Turns out, she was knee-deep in cases like the Epstein scandal (which, let’s be real, probably leads straight back to the Clintons and Obama) and that woke rapper Diddy. But don’t worry, President Trump is on it! He knows these investigations are rigged by the Left to smear him, and he’s not having it!
Daddy Comey, remember him? The guy who tried to frame our President with the Russia hoax? Now he’s under investigation himself! And his snowflake daughter is whining about “tyrants” and “fear.” Cry me a river! This is what happens when you mess with the best. President Trump is cleaning house, exposing the Deep State rats, and making America great again!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
