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Gaming’s Greatest Hits Recycled Again with Battlefield Top Gun Mashup
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Gaming’s Greatest Hits Recycled Again with Battlefield Top Gun Mashup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Get ready for a healthy dose of excitement and skepticism as EA’s latest cash grab, err, I mean, “content update”…

NASA Uses Spy Plane To Study Wildfires Because Why Not
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NASA Uses Spy Plane To Study Wildfires Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. NASA is using a modified version of the U-2 spy plane,…

Britain blesses gigantic Paramount-Warner Bros merger with open arms
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Britain blesses gigantic Paramount-Warner Bros merger with open arms

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the British government clearing Paramount Skydance’s $110 billion takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery,…

Biblical Symbolism Meets Racial Tension at Confederate Monument
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Biblical Symbolism Meets Racial Tension at Confederate Monument

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 68-year-old photographer, Jean Shifrin, has been documenting the people who…

Giant Flag Engulfs Minnesota Town Because Subtlety Is Overrated
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Giant Flag Engulfs Minnesota Town Because Subtlety Is Overrated

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A gigantic American flag, measuring 19 by 36 feet, was discovered…

BREAKING OZZY OSBOURNE Just Got a Statue and Now He’s Officially More Metal Than Your Entire Existence At Hellfest 2026
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BREAKING OZZY OSBOURNE Just Got a Statue and Now He’s Officially More Metal Than Your Entire Existence At Hellfest 2026

Chord F. DiscordJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤘 A gigantic statue of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne…

The Most Epic and Life Changing ‘Mandalorian and Grogu’ Reviews Just Dropped and Your Mind Will Be Blown Forever
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The Most Epic and Life Changing ‘Mandalorian and Grogu’ Reviews Just Dropped and Your Mind Will Be Blown Forever

FinnMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🚀👽 For the first time in seven years, there’s a…

Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road Deserves Space in Your Steam Library
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Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road Deserves Space in Your Steam Library

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Move Over, Grandma—The Real Survivors Are Here! Monsters Are Coming! Rock & Road Is the Only Game That Lets You…

Mary Jane’s 50th Birthday Bash ft. Big Gigantic – Because Nothing Says Middle Age Like EDM and Edibles
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Mary Jane’s 50th Birthday Bash ft. Big Gigantic – Because Nothing Says Middle Age Like EDM and Edibles

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🏔️🚨 BREAKING: Mary Jane Turns 50 & Big Gigantic’s Playing FREE Bong… I Mean, Music! 🎸💨 📍 Rendezvous Event Center,…

BIG GIGANTIC’s “DJ Set” Is Just Them Pressing Play on Spotify and Nodding Along
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BIG GIGANTIC’s “DJ Set” Is Just Them Pressing Play on Spotify and Nodding Along

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 28, 2025

🚨ATTENTION HUMANS!🚨 The Great Houstonian Migration to ‘Stereo Live’ Begins Now! 🕺💃 Behold, the sacred temple of questionable decisions! 🔥…

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