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Tag: Gillian Anderson

Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently
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Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Hulu’s latest release is a new cut of the 2008 X-Files movie, titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe –…

Gillian Anderson Shines in Dark Teen Thriller Camp Miasma
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Gillian Anderson Shines in Dark Teen Thriller Camp Miasma

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Writer/director Jane Schoenbrun doesn’t make movies that are easy to unlock, in a way that genuinely seems to be the…

The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Because the Original Made So Much Sense Let’s Reboot it with More Unnecessary Scenes
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The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Because the Original Made So Much Sense Let’s Reboot it with More Unnecessary Scenes

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 6, 2026

The X-Files: I Want to Believe is back, and this time it’s going to be so scary, you’ll probably pee…

LEGO Unveils X-Files Set With Gillian Anderson As Scully
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LEGO Unveils X-Files Set With Gillian Anderson As Scully

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

The truth is made of tiny, interlocking bricks, as LEGO has revealed its new kit based on The X-Files. What’s…

Iran’s new leader, a daring bridge, reframing your daily walk: Catch up on the day’s stories — because who doesn’t love a good bridge and a fresh perspective on walking?
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Iran’s new leader, a daring bridge, reframing your daily walk: Catch up on the day’s stories — because who doesn’t love a good bridge and a fresh perspective on walking?

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Good evening, patriots! It’s time for 5 Things PM, where we cut through the liberal media’s fake news to bring…

Netflix Execs Confused as ‘The Abandons’ Gets Abandoned After a Month
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Netflix Execs Confused as ‘The Abandons’ Gets Abandoned After a Month

FinnJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

📺 Netflix has once again proven it treats its original series like a toddler with a new toy—plays with it…

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