Good evening, patriots! It’s time for 5 Things PM, where we cut through the liberal media’s fake news to bring you the TRUTH about what’s really happening in Trump’s America. The globalists are shaking, the swamp is draining, and the deep state is in full panic mode!
1️⃣ Unknowns Linger: Iran finally showed their new supreme leader – big whoop. This Mojtaba Khamenei guy thinks he can just waltz in and threaten American interests? Not on President Trump’s watch! We’re watching you, Ayatollah. Real Americans know this is just another excuse for the Democrats to push their anti-war propaganda.
2️⃣ Martial Arts Agents: Director Kash Patel is doing what needs to be done – training FBI agents with UFC fighters to protect American people. Finally, someone who understands that you need to be able to throw a punch to enforce the law! The woke snowflakes at the FBI are learning some real-world skills instead of their critical race theory nonsense.
3️⃣ Asteroid Collision: NASA’s planetary defense test was a success, but let’s be honest – this is exactly why we need strong borders. If we can’t protect Earth from asteroids, how are we supposed to protect our country from illegal aliens? The liberal media won’t make this connection, but we will!
4️⃣ Bid to March Madness: Miami of Ohio went undefeated but might not make the NCAA Tournament? Typical deep state interference in college sports! This is exactly what we’re talking about – the system is rigged against hardworking Americans. Just like the 2020 election, I’m not saying it was rigged, but there’s no way Miami of Ohio gets left out!
5️⃣ Vision of the Future: The Menai Strait Bridge still standing after 200 years proves one thing – good old American (okay, British) engineering can last forever! Unlike the Democrat’s Green New Deal bridges that would collapse under the weight of one electric car. We need more infrastructure like this, not those woke bike lanes the liberals want to force on us!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
