WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! 🤔 | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🤯
Ever heard of Gastonia, North Carolina 🗺️ Yeah, we're guessing Butcher Babies hadn't either. But somehow, they ended up at…
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Nikke Gets Zombified: Prepare for Resident Evil Chaos Next Week
🤣OMG, you guys! Goddess of Victory: Nikke, the game where you stare at anime butts while shooting stuff, is doing…
Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time
Oh, sweet merciful crap, someone actually uploaded the *entire* David Lee Roth show from September 10 at Pechanga Resort Casino…
EMMYS? More Like EHH-MMYS! Brooklyn Art Haus Throws a Party for TV’s Most Overrated Night
OMG! 🙄 Watch TV’s finest at Brooklyn Art Haus! Aaron Applebey & The Yard Sale Girls (Serah Bennett, Macaela Fagan,…
CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!
So, CBGB & OMFUG, that oh-so-sacred “Home of Underground Rock” (🙄 yeah, right) and, like, the totally overrated birthplace of…
Dying Light’s Daddy’s Home: Tymon’s Back and Bringing the Beatdowns
Alright, gamers, gather ’round! Dying Light is back, promising more of that rooftop parkour that you totally didn’t rage-quit on…
OMG! K-Pop Demon Hunters Beat Literally Every Other Movie Ever Made, Bow Down Netflix Peasants
Honestly, who even CARES anymore? KPop Demon Hunters is apparently the most-watched Netflix movie EVER. Like, ever ever. 🙄 With…
“Adios, Amigos! CNN Reports on How Immigration Crackdowns Are Turning the US into a Ghost Town (Maybe)”
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, folks, painting a grim picture of America under our glorious President Trump!…
Bikini Babes, Booze, and Beds: The Holy Trinity of Vacay Bliss
OMG! 🙄 BO$$ COHEN, CEO of Nightlife Empire, the #1 Nightlife Company in North America, wants YOU! He owns clubs…
Titanic 2.0: Miami Vice Edition
Another day, another tragedy – and you just KNOW the liberal deep state is behind it somehow. Three young angels…