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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Congratulations, Gleeks, your favorite show is back, because Hollywood’s annual Nostalgia Harvest is in full swing. Disney+ and Hulu have…

Epstein’s Advisers Get Sued Because Of Course They Did
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Epstein’s Advisers Get Sued Because Of Course They Did

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The New Mexico Attorney General, Raúl Torrez, has filed a…

Trump Loses Bid To Deny Transgender Inmates Medical Care
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Trump Loses Bid To Deny Transgender Inmates Medical Care

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court decision, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

In a move that will surely delight everyone who has ever complained about not having enough content to binge, Netflix…

Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress
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Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Cornell University, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

Trump Town Sales Plummet Amid Customer Policy Disapproval
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Trump Town Sales Plummet Amid Customer Policy Disapproval

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. There’s a store in Boones Mill, Virginia, called Whitey Taylor’s Trump…

Politicians Exchange Super Original Insults In Senate Debates
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Politicians Exchange Super Original Insults In Senate Debates

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Senate debates in Georgia and Michigan got pretty heated, with…

Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment
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Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026October 3, 2026

The Hello Neighbor franchise has been a wild ride, and I’m not just talking about the games themselves. From humble…

MÖTLEY CRÜE somehow still relevant on Spotify
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MÖTLEY CRÜE somehow still relevant on Spotify

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some utterly unsurprising news? 🤯 MÖTLEY CRÜE’s “Kickstart My Heart” has officially surpassed one…

Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working
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Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Democratic strategies to tackle transgender issues, and I have to…

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