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Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
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Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt πŸΊπŸ–€. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…

KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life
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KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Kamelot news? 🀯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…

SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
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SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69
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William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

And so, another music legend has left the building, leaving behind a legacy that will undoubtedly be repackaged and resold…

LEFT TO DIE Butchers Death Cover For Chuck Schuldiner’s Ghost
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LEFT TO DIE Butchers Death Cover For Chuck Schuldiner’s Ghost

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left metalheads reeling, the YouTube channel of the Considered Dead blog has…

America’s Water Supply Apparently Wide Open To Hacking
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America’s Water Supply Apparently Wide Open To Hacking

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A cyberattack on water systems in a dozen states is exposing…

Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel
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Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh no, the queen of rock ‘n’ roll is taking a break… the world is surely ending πŸŒͺ️! Joan Jett,…

Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab
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Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🀩 Adrian Vandenberg, the legendary guitarist of WHITESNAKE, is planning to…

Ripper Owens still delusional about his singing abilities
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Ripper Owens still delusional about his singing abilities

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

In a stunning turn of events, former Judas Priest and current KK’s Priest vocalist Tim “Ripper” Owens revealed in a…

Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old
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Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! CROWBAR’s European tour is canceled, and I’m totally not surprised πŸ™„. I mean, who…

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