America’s Water Supply Apparently Wide Open To Hacking
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A cyberattack on water systems in a dozen states is exposing…
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Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel
Oh no, the queen of rock ‘n’ roll is taking a break… the world is surely ending 🌪️! Joan Jett,…
Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤩 Adrian Vandenberg, the legendary guitarist of WHITESNAKE, is planning to…
Ripper Owens still delusional about his singing abilities
In a stunning turn of events, former Judas Priest and current KK’s Priest vocalist Tim “Ripper” Owens revealed in a…
Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old
Oh no, the sky is falling! CROWBAR’s European tour is canceled, and I’m totally not surprised 🙄. I mean, who…
Riot Grrrl Pioneer Jennifer Finch Loses Brave Fight Against Brain Cancer Because Thats How It Always Goes
Oh no, the music world is literally ending: L7 bassist Jennifer Finch has passed away at 59 🤯. I mean,…
Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…
Soulfly still exists somehow and is touring with Nailbomb in 2026
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just spilled my beer all over my shirt…
Dave Mustaine bravely tackles Metallicas Ride The Lightning with vocals that wont shatter glass
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and possibly a few eye-rolls? 🙄 Dave Mustaine, the legendary…
IRON MAIDEN sells soul to soulless corporation because legacy acts need mortgages too
Oh boy, are you ready for some “exciting” news? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN has just partnered with Pophouse Entertainment, because what…