Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: Gothic rock

Unto Others in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)
Videos

Unto Others in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

Gothic rock/heavy from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Andy Biersack Already Tired Of Next Black Veil Brides Album
Breaking, Music News

Andy Biersack Already Tired Of Next Black Veil Brides Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

OMG, you guys, BLACK VEIL BRIDES is finally going to release new music soon! 🤩 I mean, it’s not like…

New Order Future Uncertain Amid Stephen Morris Health Issues
Live, Music News, Uncategorized

New Order Future Uncertain Amid Stephen Morris Health Issues

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Stephen Morris says he doesn’t know whether he’ll ever return to New Order as he deals with an undisclosed illness…

Wailin Storms in Durham, NC (07/17/2026)
Videos

Wailin Storms in Durham, NC (07/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 18, 2026

Southern Gothic rock from Durham, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

The DAMNED to Release Covers Album Titled ‘Not Like Everybody Else’ (Because Paying Tribute to BRIAN JAMES is Totally Mainstream)
Breaking, Music News

The DAMNED to Release Covers Album Titled ‘Not Like Everybody Else’ (Because Paying Tribute to BRIAN JAMES is Totally Mainstream)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱THE DAMNED, those lovable geriatrics of punk, are BACK! And guess what? They’ve decided to grace us with “Not…

Unto Others at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
Videos

Unto Others at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

American gothic rock/heavy metal band from Portland, Oregon (with a classic Ramones song!)

Robert Smith’s Post-Retirement Plan? Monthly Country Albums with Chris Martin & Chad Kroeger! 🎸
Music News

Robert Smith’s Post-Retirement Plan? Monthly Country Albums with Chris Martin & Chad Kroeger! 🎸

FinnOctober 13, 2024

In a jaw-dropping announcement, Robert Smith, the 65-year-old legendary frontman of The Cure, revealed that he plans to retire in…

Latest posts

  • Trump Miraculously Sounds Like Other Presidents Sometimes
  • Mac Miller Estate Drops Unreleased Tracks for Divine Feminine Anniversary
  • Slash Kicks Off 2027 World Tour in Latin America
  • The Killers Drop Sam’s Town 20th Anniversary Vinyl Box Set
  • Trump Forgets His Own War Timeline Again Apparently

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.