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Tag: Grammys

Hollywood Minute: Taylor Swift Spends $1 Million on Food Banks Because Apparently Bribing the Grammys Wasn’t Enough
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Hollywood Minute: Taylor Swift Spends $1 Million on Food Banks Because Apparently Bribing the Grammys Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

Another Day, Another Million: Taylor Swift’s Communist Cash Flood Keeps Flowing While America Starves for Freedom In a stunning display…

SLAYER Band Biography By D.X. Ferris Finally Deafens Your Ears As An Audiobook
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SLAYER Band Biography By D.X. Ferris Finally Deafens Your Ears As An Audiobook

Chord F. DiscordDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Move over, history books and science textbooks—there’s a new educational powerhouse in town, and it’s screaming at you in double-blast-beat…

AC/DC Still Kicking After All These Years: Watch ‘If You Want Blood’ in Adelaide (2025) – Are They Even Trying Anymore
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AC/DC Still Kicking After All These Years: Watch ‘If You Want Blood’ in Adelaide (2025) – Are They Even Trying Anymore

Chord F. DiscordDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Australia’s 7NEWS, which is basically the journalistic equivalent of that one uncle who still forwards chain emails, has graced us…

Gojira’s Newest Member: A Car Bomb Specialist?!
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Gojira’s Newest Member: A Car Bomb Specialist?!

Chord F. DiscordNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

GOJIRA, those Frenchie prog-metallers who think they’re saving the planet one chug at a time, apparently kicked off a tour…

Guns N’ Roses Use 500 Drones to Announce They’re Still Alive and Touring in 2026
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Guns N’ Roses Use 500 Drones to Announce They’re Still Alive and Touring in 2026

Chord F. DiscordNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

LOL! GUNS N’ ROSES, those geriatric rockers, apparently think we care enough to watch 500 drones buzz around like confused…

GUNS N’ ROSES Announces 2026 World Tour; Two New Songs To Arrive In Early December (Maybe, If Axl Remembers)
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GUNS N’ ROSES Announces 2026 World Tour; Two New Songs To Arrive In Early December (Maybe, If Axl Remembers)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did anyone REALLY ask for this? GUNS N’ ROSES, those geriatric rockers, are apparently still touring in 2026.…

Sat Down, Cried: Ronnie Radke of Falling in Reverse to Compete for Grammy in “Best Toilet Whining” Category
🏆 "Best Whining 2026": Grammys Respond to Ronnie Radke by Creating Nomination for Offended Geniuses on Toilets
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Sat Down, Cried: Ronnie Radke of Falling in Reverse to Compete for Grammy in “Best Toilet Whining” Category

FinnNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

In a world where musical talent, it seems, has finally given way to the talent for producing viral content, the…

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