THE SMASHING PUMPKINS Finally Decide to Get Off Their Couches and Announce Fall 2026 ‘We’re Not Old Yet But Our Music Is’ Tour
Big News, Folks! π THE SMASHING PUMPKINS are going on tour… again π. Because, you know, they haven’t toured in,…
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Big News, Folks! π THE SMASHING PUMPKINS are going on tour… again π. Because, you know, they haven’t toured in,…
In a shocking turn of events, TOOL guitarist Adam Jones has confirmed that the band might, just might, stage a…
Breaking News: KORN and Blizzard Entertainment Team Up to Create the Most Epic Collaboration of the Century π€―πΈ! But let’s…
KORN is back, and they’re still pretending to be relevant π€£. The band played their new song, “Reward The Scars”,…
Breaking news, folks! π¨πΈ The Black Crowes are teaming up with Whiskey Myers for an epic concert that will surely…
Breaking news: PAPA ROACH’s Jacoby Shaddix is still talking about his feelings π€―. In a shocking turn of events, the…
Oh boy, get ready to dust off your battle jackets and dig out those air guitars, because ANTHRAX is teasing…
Oh great, another Grammy tribute, because what the world really needs is more middle-aged men in leather jackets pretending they…
Oh sweet baby RagnarΓΆk, the Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal geriatrics of CLAWFINGER have crawled out of their crypts to bless us with…
π¨ BREAKING: LAMB OF GOD ANNOUNCES 2026 CRUISE WHERE YOU CAN METAL IN A HOT TUB AND SNORKEL WITH PIGS…