Rockstar Devs Throw Tantrum After Management Axe Some Slackers
Oh, the drama! 🎠More than 200 Rockstar North staffers, bless their cotton socks, are clutching their pearls 🦪 and…
Tag: Grand Theft Auto
GTA 6 Delayed Again, Gamers Throwing Tantrums Like Toddlers
Oh, sweet baby Jesus, they did it again! 🤣 Rockstar Games, those masterminds of trolling, have graced us with yet…
Take-Two CEO Can’t Contain Himself Over Mafia’s Future, Thanks to Geriatric Simulator Success
Strauss Zelnick, the supreme overlord of Take-Two Interactive, has deigned to bless us with his infinite wisdom, declaring that Mafia:…
PlayStation Portal Gets Update: Now Slightly Less Useless
Oh boy, buckle up, buttercups! 🤩 Starting November 5th, the highly anticipated (by like, five people) PlayStation Portal is getting…
The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH 💣. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…
TGS 2025: NetEase Dumps Another Open-World RPG Into the Void, Praying It Sticks
Okay, so I went to TGS 2025 🙄, fully expecting another generic gacha game, and NetEase’s Ananta shows up like…
Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons
Sony is bending the knee to the glorious Trump Tariffs! They’re raising PlayStation prices because of the President’s brilliant plan…
GTA 6: Back to Vice City, Baby! But What Old Crap Should They Drag Along?
Oh, look, another article about GTA VI.🙄 Twelve years, people! TWELVE YEARS we’ve been waiting for Rockstar to grace us…
Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Seems like Mr. Blonde himself, Michael Madsen, has decided to check out…
Gamification: How Digital Media Will Enslave Customers by 2025
Ah, gamification, the buzzword that refuses to die. It’s not just badges and points anymore, oh no. In the futuristic…