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Tag: Grand Theft Auto

Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons
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Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Sony is bending the knee to the glorious Trump Tariffs! They’re raising PlayStation prices because of the President’s brilliant plan…

GTA 6: Back to Vice City, Baby! But What Old Crap Should They Drag Along?
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GTA 6: Back to Vice City, Baby! But What Old Crap Should They Drag Along?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, look, another article about GTA VI.🙄 Twelve years, people! TWELVE YEARS we’ve been waiting for Rockstar to grace us…

Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop
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Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Seems like Mr. Blonde himself, Michael Madsen, has decided to check out…

Gamification: How Digital Media Will Enslave Customers by 2025
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Gamification: How Digital Media Will Enslave Customers by 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, gamification, the buzzword that refuses to die. It’s not just badges and points anymore, oh no. In the futuristic…

Battlefield 6 Leak: Rush Mode Confirmed (Finally, Something We Asked For)
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Battlefield 6 Leak: Rush Mode Confirmed (Finally, Something We Asked For)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, look, another “leak” for Battlefield 6 (or whatever they’re calling it these days). Apparently, some dude named Rain (because…

Red Dead Redemption 2 Voice Actors Hilariously Troll Fans with Vague Teases of Impending Doom
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Red Dead Redemption 2 Voice Actors Hilariously Troll Fans with Vague Teases of Impending Doom

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Alright, folks, buckle up your horses because the drama is thicker than Dutch’s accent in a poker game! 🤠 Apparently,…

Mouse: P.I. For Hire—More Like Squeak: P.I. For Broke
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Mouse: P.I. For Hire—More Like Squeak: P.I. For Broke

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh, look, another indie game trying to be all quirky and different.🙄Mouse: P.I. For Hire—or as I like to call…

Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money
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Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful gaming gods! 🙏 Seagate, bless their cotton socks, has bestowed upon us, the unwashed masses of Xbox…

Game Con Canada 2025: A Totally Legit Guide to Avoid FOMO (and Maybe See a C-List Celeb or Two)!
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Game Con Canada 2025: A Totally Legit Guide to Avoid FOMO (and Maybe See a C-List Celeb or Two)!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🥳 Game Con Canada 2025 is ONLY TWO WEEKS AWAY! 🗓️ That’s right, folks,…

OMG! Leaked! PlayStation Plus June 2025 Lineup SO BAD You’ll Wish You Still Had PS3 Games (and Days of Play 2025? More Like Days of Pay, LOL)
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OMG! Leaked! PlayStation Plus June 2025 Lineup SO BAD You’ll Wish You Still Had PS3 Games (and Days of Play 2025? More Like Days of Pay, LOL)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 SONY IS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING! I know, I know, shocking, right? They’re gracing us, the unwashed…

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