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Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations
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Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Because who needs actual games when you can buy overpriced furniture to match your gaming setup, am I right? At…

Industry Desperately Attempts Relevance With Back To School Gadgets Again
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Industry Desperately Attempts Relevance With Back To School Gadgets Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Back-to-school season is just around the corner, and you know what that means – a barrage of “essential” gadgets and…

Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers
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Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Live streaming has come a long way, baby! We’ve got cameras that can make you look like a pro, even…

Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough MCU Movies Already Avengers Doomsday
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Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough MCU Movies Already Avengers Doomsday

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Avengers: Doomsday is still months away, but Marvel is already trying to prepare you for the impending doom. The movie’s…

More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, when the streaming giants unleash a fresh batch of movies upon us,…

Gaming’s last hope: hidden gems surface amidst blockbuster monotony
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Gaming’s last hope: hidden gems surface amidst blockbuster monotony

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

It’s that time again, folks, when we dive head-first into the wild world of indie games, where creativity knows no…

Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi
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Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Wireless networks: where the wild things are. You think you know what’s connected, but let’s be real, it’s a jungle…

Marvel Cashes In Before Avengers: Doomsday with Five More MCU Films
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Marvel Cashes In Before Avengers: Doomsday with Five More MCU Films

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is at it again, and I’m not just talking about the inevitable onslaught of merchandise and…

Because Retirement Isn’t Just Golf andryptic Pension Statements
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Because Retirement Isn’t Just Golf andryptic Pension Statements

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like most people who’ve spent their careers in the…

Gamers Ask: Can VPNs Save Streams from ISP Throttling Madness
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Gamers Ask: Can VPNs Save Streams from ISP Throttling Madness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

So, you want to know if using a VPN will turn your streaming experience into a pixelated mess? Well, let…

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