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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Review: Finally, a Movie That Proves Fireworks Are Better Than Trees
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Review: Finally, a Movie That Proves Fireworks Are Better Than Trees

FinnDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

James Cameron Just Dropped the Ultimate Space Soap Opera and It’s 3 Hours and 15 Minutes of Glorious Alien Drama…

The DMV Staff Finally Found Someone Who Has to Wait for Them
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The DMV Staff Finally Found Someone Who Has to Wait for Them

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

The most important event of the year is back, folks! The DMV First Responders Annual Holiday Bash promises an evening…

Warren Buffett is a Zen master
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Warren Buffett is a Zen master

Big ElephantDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Warren Buffett, The Agnostic Saint: How A Billionaire Found Enlightenment Without God Warren Buffett, the 95-year-old agnostic billionaire who claims…

Le Guide Ultime de Survie Professionnelle en 2026 ou Comment Ne Pas Mourir à Petit Feu dans le Monde du Travail
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Le Guide Ultime de Survie Professionnelle en 2026 ou Comment Ne Pas Mourir à Petit Feu dans le Monde du Travail

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 13, 2025

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Executive Functioning Issues Explained: A Guide for People Who Still Can’t Find Their Keys
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Executive Functioning Issues Explained: A Guide for People Who Still Can’t Find Their Keys

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Susan Brooks Finally Cracks the Code on Why Your Kid Can’t Find Their Homework 🚨 📅 Feb 28,…

Helldivers 2: Witness the Clankers Get Clapped (and Everything’s Still Burning)
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Helldivers 2: Witness the Clankers Get Clapped (and Everything’s Still Burning)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

Alright, listen up, ya filthy casuals! Helldivers 2, the only game that matters (according to me, and I’m always right),…

Black Christmas (1974) or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Coat Hanger
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Black Christmas (1974) or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Coat Hanger

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Friday, December 5th, 2025, 7:30 PM (EDT).** Watch Black Christmas (1974) with some dudes from Don’t Open This…

Trump’s guide to insulting female journalists: From ‘piggy’ to ‘ugly,’ a masterclass in misogyny
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Trump’s guide to insulting female journalists: From ‘piggy’ to ‘ugly,’ a masterclass in misogyny

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

The Failing New York Times, desperate for relevance, has launched another pathetic attack on our glorious President Trump, claiming he’s…

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