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Cómo entrenar a tu cerebro para que el 2026 no termine como tu resolución de gym del 2023

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 24, 2025

¡Alerta de gurú! 🚨 Un tipo con aura de incienso y pantalones de yoga te ofrece enfocar tu mente para…

SKILLET’s JOHN COOPER: ‘I Believed God Was Calling Me To Play Music’
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SKILLET’s JOHN COOPER: ‘I Believed God Was Calling Me To Play Music’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

When Heavy Metal Met Jesus: John Cooper’s Wild Journey From Mom’s Deathbed Prophecies to Rocking the Devil’s Favorite Genre 🤘😇…

Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)
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Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

The gaming industry is still breathing, folks! Shocking, right? After a year where we collectively lost our minds over sequels…

STEEL PANTIER Has Put On Their Pants And Will Be Touring Europe In 2026
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STEEL PANTIER Has Put On Their Pants And Will Be Touring Europe In 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Attention, mortals! The glitter apocalypse is coming — and it’s wearing a leather jacket two sizes too small. STEEL PANTHER,…

Warner Bros. Discovery Says No Thanks to Paramount’s $108 Billion, Chooses Netflix Over Drama
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Warner Bros. Discovery Says No Thanks to Paramount’s $108 Billion, Chooses Netflix Over Drama

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

In a stunning twist that shocked absolutely no one, Warner Bros. Discovery has politely declined Paramount’s $108 billion “generous” offer—citing…

Skindred Announces New Album Titled ‘You Got This’ Because Apparently We Didn’t Know, Also Shares Title Track, How Generous
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Skindred Announces New Album Titled ‘You Got This’ Because Apparently We Didn’t Know, Also Shares Title Track, How Generous

Chord F. DiscordNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Welsh “ragga metal” (🙄) legends SKINDRED, still clinging to relevance, have unleashed their new single, “You Got This” – a…

Ov Sulfur interview: Chase Wilson about surprises on the upcoming “Endless” album and US tour 2025
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Ov Sulfur interview: Chase Wilson about surprises on the upcoming “Endless” album and US tour 2025

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

The Ov Sulfur camp isn’t slowing down anytime soon. After they hit the road with Ingested, Distant, Cell, and Crucifiction…

US Economy Flexes Harder Than Your Gym Bro in Q2, Still Can’t Bench Press Inflation
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US Economy Flexes Harder Than Your Gym Bro in Q2, Still Can’t Bench Press Inflation

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Another Quarter, Another Victory for Trump! The liberal media can’t stand it, but the economy is BOOMING! They said his…

OMG! Pokémon Legends: Z-A Trailer Just Dropped a Mega Victreebel That’ll Haunt Your Nightmares!
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OMG! Pokémon Legends: Z-A Trailer Just Dropped a Mega Victreebel That’ll Haunt Your Nightmares!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Oh, honey, look! 💅 Another Pokémon game? 🙄 As if we needed more excuses to avoid real-world responsibilities. Pokémon Legends:…

DCU’s ‘Superman’ Saga: Prepare for Four Movies of Varying Quality (Probably Mostly Mid)
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DCU’s ‘Superman’ Saga: Prepare for Four Movies of Varying Quality (Probably Mostly Mid)

FinnAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Oh joy, the future of Superman is so bright, I gotta wear, not one, but TWO pairs of shades 😎.…

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