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Tag: Hardcore

Down Unleashes Epic New Single Blood Oath This Week
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Down Unleashes Epic New Single Blood Oath This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

Down are in rare company, being a band that releases on average one record every seven and a half years,…

Do or Die at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Do or Die at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Thrash/Groove Metal/Hardcore from Belgium Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Haywire Drops New Album And Unleashes Interstate Love Affair Track
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Haywire Drops New Album And Unleashes Interstate Love Affair Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Boston hardcore act Haywire have announced their sophomore album, I Don’t Wanna Say Goodbye, due out October 2nd after inking…

Heavy music cures your sadness now buy the documentary
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Heavy music cures your sadness now buy the documentary

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Heavy Healing”? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of people have been begging for…

Another DC Reboot No One Asked For Gets Meticulously Overanalyzed Already
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Another DC Reboot No One Asked For Gets Meticulously Overanalyzed Already

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

The people behind the new HBO Max series Lanterns are clearly trying to make it accessible to a broad audience,…

Jay Weinberg Blocked from Side Gigs Due to Legal Restrictions
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Jay Weinberg Blocked from Side Gigs Due to Legal Restrictions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Jay Weinberg has revealed that he was not legally able to pursue side projects for a 10-year period starting roughly…

Godflesh Drops Thrilling New Single Living Ending
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Godflesh Drops Thrilling New Single Living Ending

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Everything about Godflesh feels mythic and perfect. From being founded by someone who helped create grindcore with Napalm Death to…

Quicksand and Fucked Up Unite for Canadian Fall Tour
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Quicksand and Fucked Up Unite for Canadian Fall Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Quicksand and Fucked Up are joining forces for a co-headlining Fall 2026 Canadian tour. The outing kicks off September 22nd…

Guy Picciotto Returns with Vocal on Evil Island Track T Hexx
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Guy Picciotto Returns with Vocal on Evil Island Track T Hexx

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Guy Picciotto sings on the new song “T-Hexx” from the supergroup Evil Island, marking the legendary Fugazi member’s first recorded…

Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now
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Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I mean, I’m not, but I’ll tell you anyway 🙄.…

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