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Tag: Hardcore

The Soviet Maneuver Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)
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The Soviet Maneuver Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2026

Heavy shoegaze/post-hardcore from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

MADBALL Releases Super Original and NotAtAllAngry Sounding Single ‘Tethered’ From Their TotallyNotGoingToChangeTheWorld Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’
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MADBALL Releases Super Original and NotAtAllAngry Sounding Single ‘Tethered’ From Their TotallyNotGoingToChangeTheWorld Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Get ready for some serious headbanging, folks! 🀘 The one and only MADBALL is back with their tenth studio album,…

Breaking News: OVERKILL Still Somehow Managing to Shred Faces at 2026 SWEDEN ROCK FESTIVAL Despite Being Older Than Your Grandma
Breaking News: OVERKILL is Still Alive and Thrashing, Despite Some Minor Setbacks 🀘
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Breaking News: OVERKILL Still Somehow Managing to Shred Faces at 2026 SWEDEN ROCK FESTIVAL Despite Being Older Than Your Grandma

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

The Sweden Rock Festival is in full swing, and the legendary thrash metal band OVERKILL is taking the stage by…

Competitive Gaming Events Are Morphing Into Overhyped Circus Acts With More Flash Than Actual Gaming Skill In 2026
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous esports events in 2026! πŸŽ‰πŸ€―
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Competitive Gaming Events Are Morphing Into Overhyped Circus Acts With More Flash Than Actual Gaming Skill In 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

With the rise of competitive gaming, we’re seeing a full-scale entertainment product that’s on par with concerts and streaming premieres…

DYING FETUS is Still Alive Somehow and Dragging SANGUISUGABOGG and CROWBAR on Their Geriatric Fall 2026 Tour
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DYING FETUS is Still Alive Somehow and Dragging SANGUISUGABOGG and CROWBAR on Their Geriatric Fall 2026 Tour

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, ear-shattering, and face-melting tour of the year, folks! 🀘🏻πŸ’₯ DYING FETUS and SANGUISUGABOGG are…

DARKEST HOUR Still Trying To Make It Big After All These Years To Begin Recording 11th Studio Album With Producer MARK LEWIS In May Because 10 Wasnt Enough
Breaking News: DARKEST HOUR to Release New Album, World Still Spinning 🌎🎸
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DARKEST HOUR Still Trying To Make It Big After All These Years To Begin Recording 11th Studio Album With Producer MARK LEWIS In May Because 10 Wasnt Enough

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Washington D.C. metallers DARKEST HOUR have announced that they will be entering the studio…

Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival 2026: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do With Your Life and Want to Waste It Away on Overpriced Merch and Cringy Cosplay
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Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival 2026: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do With Your Life and Want to Waste It Away on Overpriced Merch and Cringy Cosplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

This weekend is going to be lit for all you Final Fantasy XIV fans out there, and we’re not just…

Dotmemoria in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Dotmemoria in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Hardcore (?) from NC with members of Valletta and Faith & Fiction Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

D.D. VERNI Says New OVERKILL Album Will Definitely Maybe Possibly Come Out In Early 2027 Or Maybe Never Who Knows
🀣 Breaking News: OVERKILL Bassist D.D. Verni Too Old for Touring 🀣
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D.D. VERNI Says New OVERKILL Album Will Definitely Maybe Possibly Come Out In Early 2027 Or Maybe Never Who Knows

Chord F. DiscordApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, OVERKILL bassist D.D. Verni has announced that he won’t be touring with the band…

Watch: SEPULTURA Unleashes New Song ‘The Place’ Live, Because Why Not?
SEPULTURA: The Great Metal Experiment Continues as Band Dares to Release New Music While on "Farewell" Tour
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Watch: SEPULTURA Unleashes New Song ‘The Place’ Live, Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Oh look, it’s everyone’s favorite Brazilian/American metal experiment, SEPULTURA, playing their “new” song “The Place” live for the first time…

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