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Haywire Unveils Ambitious 2027 Global Concert Trek
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Haywire Unveils Ambitious 2027 Global Concert Trek

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026

Haywire have announced an extensive world tour to take them through the UK, Europe, and North America. The US leg…

Sonic Temple 2027 Boasts Iron Maiden, blink-182, Korn, and More
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Sonic Temple 2027 Boasts Iron Maiden, blink-182, Korn, and More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026

The lineup has been unveiled for Sonic Temple Art + Music Festival 2027 in Columbus, Ohio, featuring headliners blink-182, Iron…

Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with More Obscure Comic Book Movies
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Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with More Obscure Comic Book Movies

FinnOctober 20, 2026October 21, 2026

Before Clayface got his own 2026 movie from DC Studios, he had headlined exactly zero (0) monthly comic series. Sure,…

THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027
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THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick up the…

Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs
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Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

The new Street Fighter movie is a love letter to fans of the classic arcade game, packed with Easter eggs…

Pancreatic Cancer Picks Worst Possible Target Rich Cipriano
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Pancreatic Cancer Picks Worst Possible Target Rich Cipriano

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh no, the New York Hardcore scene is about to get a whole lot less sick 🤕! Richie Cipriano, the…

Jagex crowdsources Old School RuneScape’s future to avoid doing actual work
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Jagex crowdsources Old School RuneScape’s future to avoid doing actual work

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

In a world where MMORPGs are a dime a dozen, it’s astonishing to see a game like RuneScape still kicking…

Turnstile Set To Rock National Mall With Free Benefit Show
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Turnstile Set To Rock National Mall With Free Benefit Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026

Turnstile will perform a free concert on the National Mall in Washington, DC, on Saturday, October 24th, to raise funds…

Turnstile Frontman Boots Security Guard for Allegedly Hitting Fan
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Turnstile Frontman Boots Security Guard for Allegedly Hitting Fan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026

Frontman Brendan Yates jumped off the stage during Turnstile’s show at The Criterion in Oklahoma City on Monday night, October…

Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life
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Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that Belgian razorgrind band LENG TCH’E has…

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