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Tag: Hardcore

Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life
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Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that Belgian razorgrind band LENG TCH’E has…

Laniidae at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Laniidae at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Modern metalcore/hardcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Knocked Loose Gives 8000 to Fan Paralyzed at Music Festival
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Knocked Loose Gives 8000 to Fan Paralyzed at Music Festival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026

Knocked Loose have made an $8,000 contribution to a GoFundMe launched for Jamie Ulshoffer, the woman who was left paralyzed…

Show Me the Body Tackle Charli XCXs Rock Music on Spotify
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Show Me the Body Tackle Charli XCXs Rock Music on Spotify

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026

Show Me the Body covered Charli xcx’s “Rock Music” during their Spotify Live Room performance. The post-hardcore band’s rendition underscores…

Bad Brains Drop New Album Featuring Earliest Tracks
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Bad Brains Drop New Album Featuring Earliest Tracks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026

Bad Brains have announced Are You Ready: The First Studio Recordings (Inner Ear – March 1979), out November 6th via…

Ex Turnstile Guitarist Incompetent to Stand Trial in Murder Attempt Case
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Ex Turnstile Guitarist Incompetent to Stand Trial in Murder Attempt Case

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

A judge has ruled former Turnstile guitarist Brady Ebert mentally incompetent to stand trial in an attempted murder case in…

Woman Paralyzed by Falling Man at Louder Than Life Festival
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Woman Paralyzed by Falling Man at Louder Than Life Festival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

A woman has been left paralyzed from the waist down after a man fell from a tree on top of…

Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym
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Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 😒 PRONG is back, and they’re not just phoning it in, they’re…

Circle Jerks in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)
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Circle Jerks in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2026

Hardcore punk from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Fucked Up Unleash Progressive Hardcore In Good Goat Saw A Leaf
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Fucked Up Unleash Progressive Hardcore In Good Goat Saw A Leaf

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026

Fucked Up have been working on a series of albums based on the Zodiac for the past 20 years, and…

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