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Tag: Hardcore

Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises
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Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 CLUTCH has finally released…

Turnstile Drops Star Studded NEVER ENOUGH VERSIONS EP
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Turnstile Drops Star Studded NEVER ENOUGH VERSIONS EP

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Turnstile have unveiled NEVER ENOUGH: VERSIONS, a 22-track reimagined version of their acclaimed 2025 album NEVER ENOUGH. NEVER ENOUGH: VERSIONS…

Comeback Kid still exists somehow
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Comeback Kid still exists somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Canadian hardcore heroes COMEBACK KID have just announced their new album, “Chosen…

Down Unleashes Epic New Single Blood Oath This Week
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Down Unleashes Epic New Single Blood Oath This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

Down are in rare company, being a band that releases on average one record every seven and a half years,…

Do or Die at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Do or Die at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Thrash/Groove Metal/Hardcore from Belgium Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Haywire Drops New Album And Unleashes Interstate Love Affair Track
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Haywire Drops New Album And Unleashes Interstate Love Affair Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Boston hardcore act Haywire have announced their sophomore album, I Don’t Wanna Say Goodbye, due out October 2nd after inking…

Heavy music cures your sadness now buy the documentary
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Heavy music cures your sadness now buy the documentary

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Heavy Healing”? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of people have been begging for…

Another DC Reboot No One Asked For Gets Meticulously Overanalyzed Already
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Another DC Reboot No One Asked For Gets Meticulously Overanalyzed Already

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

The people behind the new HBO Max series Lanterns are clearly trying to make it accessible to a broad audience,…

Jay Weinberg Blocked from Side Gigs Due to Legal Restrictions
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Jay Weinberg Blocked from Side Gigs Due to Legal Restrictions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Jay Weinberg has revealed that he was not legally able to pursue side projects for a 10-year period starting roughly…

Godflesh Drops Thrilling New Single Living Ending
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Godflesh Drops Thrilling New Single Living Ending

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Everything about Godflesh feels mythic and perfect. From being founded by someone who helped create grindcore with Napalm Death to…

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