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American Theory in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
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American Theory in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 2, 2026August 17, 2026

Post-hardcore/metalcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Sigh Transforms into Melodic Folk Metal on Unputenpu
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Sigh Transforms into Melodic Folk Metal on Unputenpu

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Sigh’s debut single from their newest album, Goh-Ka, is a melodic folk metal track that is a pleasant shock to…

Knocked Loose and Denzel Curry Rip Brooklyn Skatepark with Hive Mind
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Knocked Loose and Denzel Curry Rip Brooklyn Skatepark with Hive Mind

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

Knocked Loose and Denzel Curry performed their collaborative single “Hive Mind” live together for the first time. The performance came…

MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread
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MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting, ear-shredding, and possibly some spontaneous mosh pit eruptions in your…

Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again
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Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2026July 25, 2026

Oh no, the world has officially ended: Lou Koller, the iconic vocalist of SICK OF IT ALL, has left us…

Sick of It All Icon Lou Koller Dies at 59
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Sick of It All Icon Lou Koller Dies at 59

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

Lou Koller, the frontman of legendary New York hardcore band Sick of It All, has died at age 59 following…

Hatebreed Unleashes Death Metal Banger Kill Count Increase
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Hatebreed Unleashes Death Metal Banger Kill Count Increase

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

This week’s Heavy Song of the Week is a feature on Heavy Consequence breaking down the top metal, punk, and…

Hatebreed Drops New Album Fatal Paradox And Single Kill Count Increase
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Hatebreed Drops New Album Fatal Paradox And Single Kill Count Increase

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

Hatebreed have announced Fatal Paradox, their first new album in six years. Ahead of its November 6th release, the band…

Melt-Banana Hits US Roads This September 2026
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Melt-Banana Hits US Roads This September 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

Veteran Japanese noise-rockers Melt-Banana have announced a 2026 US tour that will run throughout the month of September. The outing,…

Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old
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Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! CROWBAR’s European tour is canceled, and I’m totally not surprised 🙄. I mean, who…

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