Atreyu’s Brandon Saller: “We’re Not Political, We Just Accidentally Wrote Songs That Sound Political, Whoops”
So, Ore Bihovsky from TotalRock’s “Louder” show decided to grace ATREYU vocalist Brandon Saller with a question of utmost importance:…
Tag: Hardcore
Macaulay Culkin’s Brain Fart: ‘Home Alone’ Sequel Idea That’ll Make You Facepalm
Ah, Home Alone, that cinematic masterpiece where a child’s neglect turns into a festival of slapstick violence. Truly, a holiday…
Bayway in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
Hard-hitting hardcore from Elizabeth, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Fortnite Next Season: Quentin Tarantino’s Unfinished Symphony of Destruction (Probably With More Dancing)
🤡 Hold onto your hats, folks, because the cinematic masterpiece that is Kill Bill is about to get the Fortnite…
Fallout Season 2 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Bugs and Disappointment at Gamescom ONL 2025
OMG! 😱 Did you guys HEAR?! 👂 Amazon Prime, bless their clueless hearts, is gracing us with a SECOND season…
Power Trip 2.0: Now With Extra Cheeeeeese
Oh, sweet baby Jeebus, they’re back! POWER TRIP, the Texan thrashers who were last seen… well, you know 💀. Guitarist…
Metallica Fans Risk Life and Limb (and a Night in the Clink) for a Glimpse of Papa Het’s receding Hairline
So, like, apparently, two dudes who thought they were auditioning for the ‘Tallica circus decided to channel their inner Spider-Man…
Hail the Sun in Charlotte, NC (10/30/2025)
American post-hardcore from Chico, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
iPhone Gaming: All You Need to Know (Spoiler Alert: It’s Still an iPhone)
Phones used to be these ancient artifacts that only did *one* thing: calls. Can you imagine? 📞 Now they’re diaries…
BIOHAZARD Singer Faceplants, Blames YOU For Lack of Stage Presence
OMG! BIOHAZARD’s Billy Graziadei decided to re-enact a horror movie ON STAGE last night in Montreal! 🇨🇦 Guess he really…