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Godflesh Drops Thrilling New Single Living Ending
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Godflesh Drops Thrilling New Single Living Ending

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Everything about Godflesh feels mythic and perfect. From being founded by someone who helped create grindcore with Napalm Death to…

Quicksand and Fucked Up Unite for Canadian Fall Tour
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Quicksand and Fucked Up Unite for Canadian Fall Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Quicksand and Fucked Up are joining forces for a co-headlining Fall 2026 Canadian tour. The outing kicks off September 22nd…

Guy Picciotto Returns with Vocal on Evil Island Track T Hexx
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Guy Picciotto Returns with Vocal on Evil Island Track T Hexx

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Guy Picciotto sings on the new song “T-Hexx” from the supergroup Evil Island, marking the legendary Fugazi member’s first recorded…

Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now
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Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I mean, I’m not, but I’ll tell you anyway 🙄.…

Henry Rollins Pens New Coming Of Age Memoir Bait Dog Boy
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Henry Rollins Pens New Coming Of Age Memoir Bait Dog Boy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Henry Rollins is set to release a memoir focusing on his childhood through his early days in the Washington, D.C.,…

Cro-Mags Icon Harley Flanagan Quits Touring Band Revisits Debut Album
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Cro-Mags Icon Harley Flanagan Quits Touring Band Revisits Debut Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Cro-Mags singer-bassist Harley Flanagan says he’s “done grinding it out on tour,” citing the physical toll and rigors of life…

Cancer Bats Releases New Song Give Me Dirt Because You Clearly Needed More Angst In Your Life
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Cancer Bats Releases New Song Give Me Dirt Because You Clearly Needed More Angst In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤯 Canadian hardcore punk legends Cancer Bats just dropped their eighth…

Prong still exists and has a new song somehow
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Prong still exists and has a new song somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my enthusiasm… 😴…

Cozy games conquer gaming with comforting escapism from monetized chaos
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Cozy games conquer gaming with comforting escapism from monetized chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

The gaming landscape has finally caught on to the fact that we’re all just a bunch of frazzled, anxious messes…

Fugazi Reunion Possible Says Brendan Canty
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Fugazi Reunion Possible Says Brendan Canty

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Fugazi went on hiatus in 2003 and last played a show in November 2002. Nearly a quarter century since the…

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