AGNOSTIC FRONT and DMC?! Is This a Joke?! ‘Matter of Life & Death’ or Matter of WTF?!
Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Your favorite geriatric punks, AGNOSTIC FRONT, are dropping a new album called “Echoes In Eternity”…
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Danny Schuler of BIOHAZARD Boasts: “We Actually Try, Unlike Some Bands”
Oh, look! It’s BIOHAZARD back from the dead like that one zombie movie nobody remembers. 🧟♂️ In an EXCLUSIVE interview…
DRY KILL LOGIC Starts New Album Titled ‘Your Sins Will Find You’ and a Spring 2026 Tour (Good Luck with That)
OMG! 🙄 Are you guys STILL talking about DRY KILL LOGIC? 😂 After an “explosive” 💥 2025 (explosive like a…
HATEBREED’s Matt Byrne Boasts Next Album Is, Like, Almost Done or Something
So, get this, at the geriatric mosh pit they call Aftershock festival 👴 in Sacramento, California, HATEBREED drummer Matt Byrne…
BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’
Okay, so, like, BIOHAZARD, those dudes who peaked when dial-up was still a thing, dropped a “visualizer” for their new…
CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!
So, CBGB & OMFUG, that oh-so-sacred “Home of Underground Rock” (🙄 yeah, right) and, like, the totally overrated birthplace of…
CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week
OMG! 😱 The geriatric delinquents, CRO-MAGS, have unearthed a fossil! 🦴 Apparently, Pete Hines, the dude who banged pots and…
Onimusha: Way of the Sword: Gamescom 2025’s “Stunning” Reboot (Yeah, Right) Preview
Oh great, another reboot. Just what the gaming world needed, right? 🙄 As someone who vaguely remembers playing *Onimusha* back…
Gamescom 2025: Crimson Desert “Preview” – Prepare to be mildly whelmed by this “complex” fantasy snorefest
So, I played Pearl Abyss’s Crimson Desert, right? 🙄 And let me tell you, it’s a game that thinks it’s…
Tim McIlrath of RISE AGAINST: Injecting Politics into Music? More Like Injecting Opinions 24/7
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 💥 interview with the JJO Discover New Music Podcast (because who DOESN’T listen to that, amirite?),…