The Commodore Callback 8020 Because You Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough With a Real Smartphone
Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🚨💥 Commodore and Jolla have teamed up to bring you the…
Tag: Hardware
Xbox to Finally Release Console That Will Definitely Not Catch on Fire and Only Occasionally Freeze in 2027 Maybe Possibly Hopefully
Big News, Folks! 🚨 XBOX is Having a Major Meltdown 🤯 and We Can’t Look Away 🍿. It seems like…
Sony Days of Play 2026 Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on PlayStation Stuff Already and Now We’re Going to Take All Your Money with Discounts on PS5 Accessories VR
It’s that time of the year again, folks! 🎉 Sony Days of Play 2026 has finally arrived, and we can’t…
Oh Joy Amanda The Adventurer 3 Is Finally Gracing Consoles With Its Mediocre Presence This Month
Amanda the Adventurer 3 is finally coming to consoles, because who needs human interaction, right? 🤖💻 It’s joining its indie…
The Switch 2 Is About to Rob You Blind This September Because Who Needs Food Anyway When You Can Have More Memory
Nintendo is raising the price of the Switch 2 later this year amid a global memory shortage 🚨💸. Because who…
Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account
The wait is over, folks! Sony has finally released its yearly financial reports, and it’s a wild ride full of…
Because Who Needs Human Interaction When You Can Hoard Rare Fortnite Skins and Call Yourself a Connoisseur of Digital Junk
Hey there, fellow gamers and collectors! Let’s talk about the crazy world of gaming memorabilia 🤯. I mean, who wouldn’t…
Warhammer Classics Because Who Needs New Games When You Can Pay For The Same Old Ones Again On Steam With A Fancy New Coat Of Paint And A Steep Price Tag
Get ready for a blast from the past, folks! 🚀 The publisher SNEG has teamed up with Games Workshop and…
“Raspberry Pi Pico 2: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway? Build Your Own Over-Engineered Paperweight!”
Here it is, boldly stated and dripping with sarcasm: **Finally, a chance to build something more exciting than a breadboard.**…
Starfield Is Coming to PlayStation 5 With New DLC This April—Bethesda’s Galactic Cash Grab Continues!
It’s finally happening, PlayStation fans. After years of Bethesda’s space RPG being an Xbox exclusive, Starfield is blasting off to…