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Tag: Hardware

Industry Insiders Predict Next Big Consumer Tech cash grab
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Industry Insiders Predict Next Big Consumer Tech cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Every few months, a new gadget promises to revolutionize the world, but let’s be real, most of them are just…

Phil Collen Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired Of His Signature Guitar Sound After 40 Years
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Phil Collen Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired Of His Signature Guitar Sound After 40 Years

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

In a move that’s been decades in the making, Jackson has finally released the Pro Series Signature Phil Collen PC1-E,…

Microsoft peddles more overpriced Surfaces with shiny new Snapdragon guts
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Microsoft peddles more overpriced Surfaces with shiny new Snapdragon guts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Microsoft decided to crash the Snapdragon Summit party, and I’m not complaining. The company unveiled its next-generation portable Surface laptop…

Logitech shamelessly rehashes G-Series lineup with predictable upgrades
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Logitech shamelessly rehashes G-Series lineup with predictable upgrades

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Logitech is at it again, because what the world really needed was another line of gaming peripherals. I mean, who…

Security cams get smarter than gaming industry executives somehow
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Security cams get smarter than gaming industry executives somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Security cameras, the ultimate bystanders, are finally getting a much-needed upgrade. Gone are the days of endless, grainy footage that…

Gaming’s hollow pursuit of progress fuels endless remakes and greedy monetization schemes
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Gaming’s hollow pursuit of progress fuels endless remakes and greedy monetization schemes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Online gaming has come a long way since the days of dodgy dial-up connections and wonky console ports. The past…

Bargain Bin Servers Fuel Indie Game Studios’ Pipe Dreams
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Bargain Bin Servers Fuel Indie Game Studios’ Pipe Dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Building an online game no longer requires huge server rooms, big studios, or enormous budgets, thank goodness, because let’s be…

Google peddles Googlebook with flashy Snapdragon X Elite guts inside
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Google peddles Googlebook with flashy Snapdragon X Elite guts inside

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Get ready for the latest revolution in laptop technology, or so the marketing folks would have you believe. Google has…

Nostalgia Cash-In Alert: Ocarina of Time Remake Promises Familiar Delights
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Nostalgia Cash-In Alert: Ocarina of Time Remake Promises Familiar Delights

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

Nintendo is at it again, trying to suck every last penny out of our wallets with yet another remake, this…

Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow
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Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Wireless audio has finally caught up with our twitchy gaming needs, and it’s about time. For years, PC gamers have…

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