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Tag: Hardware

Steam Machine Pricing and Reservations Are Finally Here Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Overpriced PC Hardware Already
Get Ready to Empty Your Wallets: Steam Machine Pricing is Finally Here! 🤑
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Steam Machine Pricing and Reservations Are Finally Here Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Overpriced PC Hardware Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

The moment of truth has finally arrived, folks! Valve has pulled back the curtain on Steam Machine pricing, and let’s…

The Commodore Callback 8020 Because You Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough With a Real Smartphone
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The Commodore Callback 8020 Because You Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough With a Real Smartphone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🚨💥 Commodore and Jolla have teamed up to bring you the…

Xbox to Finally Release Console That Will Definitely Not Catch on Fire and Only Occasionally Freeze in 2027 Maybe Possibly Hopefully
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Xbox to Finally Release Console That Will Definitely Not Catch on Fire and Only Occasionally Freeze in 2027 Maybe Possibly Hopefully

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

Big News, Folks! 🚨 XBOX is Having a Major Meltdown 🤯 and We Can’t Look Away 🍿. It seems like…

Oh Joy Amanda The Adventurer 3 Is Finally Gracing Consoles With Its Mediocre Presence This Month
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Oh Joy Amanda The Adventurer 3 Is Finally Gracing Consoles With Its Mediocre Presence This Month

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Amanda the Adventurer 3 is finally coming to consoles, because who needs human interaction, right? 🤖💻 It’s joining its indie…

The Switch 2 Is About to Rob You Blind This September Because Who Needs Food Anyway When You Can Have More Memory
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The Switch 2 Is About to Rob You Blind This September Because Who Needs Food Anyway When You Can Have More Memory

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Nintendo is raising the price of the Switch 2 later this year amid a global memory shortage 🚨💸. Because who…

Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account
Sony's Financial Reports Are Out, and It's Time to Get This Party Started 🎉
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Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

The wait is over, folks! Sony has finally released its yearly financial reports, and it’s a wild ride full of…

Because Who Needs Human Interaction When You Can Hoard Rare Fortnite Skins and Call Yourself a Connoisseur of Digital Junk
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Because Who Needs Human Interaction When You Can Hoard Rare Fortnite Skins and Call Yourself a Connoisseur of Digital Junk

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Hey there, fellow gamers and collectors! Let’s talk about the crazy world of gaming memorabilia 🤯. I mean, who wouldn’t…

Warhammer Classics Because Who Needs New Games When You Can Pay For The Same Old Ones Again On Steam With A Fancy New Coat Of Paint And A Steep Price Tag
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Warhammer Classics Because Who Needs New Games When You Can Pay For The Same Old Ones Again On Steam With A Fancy New Coat Of Paint And A Steep Price Tag

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks! 🚀 The publisher SNEG has teamed up with Games Workshop and…

Starfield Is Coming to PlayStation 5 With New DLC This April—Bethesda’s Galactic Cash Grab Continues!
Starfield Is Finally Coming To PlayStation 5 With A Massive Free Update & DLC
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Starfield Is Coming to PlayStation 5 With New DLC This April—Bethesda’s Galactic Cash Grab Continues!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

It’s finally happening, PlayStation fans. After years of Bethesda’s space RPG being an Xbox exclusive, Starfield is blasting off to…

Amazon Luna March 2026 Free Games Include Total War: Rome II and Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon’s Keep — Because Nothing Says “Free” Like Conquering the World and Raiding Dungeons for Free!
Amazon Luna March 2026: The Month We All Pretend to Care About Free Games Again
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Amazon Luna March 2026 Free Games Include Total War: Rome II and Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon’s Keep — Because Nothing Says “Free” Like Conquering the World and Raiding Dungeons for Free!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Amazon has graced us with its list of “free” games for March 2026 on Amazon Luna, because apparently Jeff Bezos…

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