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Tag: HBO

Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers
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Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers

FinnMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Because the world was just missing a Westworld reboot, and we all needed another opportunity to relive the thrill of…

House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House
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House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more dragons, drama, and disappointment? 🐉👑 Because HBO’s House of the Dragon…

Why You Need to Drop Everything and Watch ER Immediately or Your Life Will be a Meaningless Void After Finishing The Pitt
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Why You Need to Drop Everything and Watch ER Immediately or Your Life Will be a Meaningless Void After Finishing The Pitt

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

The wait is over, folks, and by over, I mean it’s just beginning because The Pitt has wrapped up its…

Netflix Is Raising Prices Again Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money Anyway
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Netflix Is Raising Prices Again Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money Anyway

FinnMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! Netflix is raising its prices again, because who doesn’t love paying more for the same service?…

Harry Potter TV Show Trailer Drops, Wizards Everywhere Lose Their Wands Over It
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Harry Potter TV Show Trailer Drops, Wizards Everywhere Lose Their Wands Over It

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

So, after roughly a billion dollars in merchandising, theme parks, and questionable wizard-themed weddings, the wizarding world is back —…

Bill Maher to receive Mark Twain Prize at Kennedy Center after White House denied reports
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Bill Maher to receive Mark Twain Prize at Kennedy Center after White House denied reports

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

TV host Bill Maher will receive the prestigious Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, the Kennedy Center announced on Thursday…

‘Harry Potter’ TV Show Drops Trailer, and It’s Just Like the Movies But With More Waiting
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‘Harry Potter’ TV Show Drops Trailer, and It’s Just Like the Movies But With More Waiting

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Oh great, another Harry Potter reboot — because apparently the last 20 years of films and theme parks weren’t enough.…

Harry Potter’s Big Comeback: First Look Drops, Trailer Teases Tomorrow—Grab Your Wands and Popcorn!
OMG, THEY’RE DOING IT AGAIN. THE *HARRY POTTER* REBOOT IS HERE, AND IT’S COMING FOR YOUR WALLET
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Harry Potter’s Big Comeback: First Look Drops, Trailer Teases Tomorrow—Grab Your Wands and Popcorn!

FinnMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

If you thought the wizarding world was safely tucked away in the annals of nostalgia, think again. HBO just dropped…

Damon Lindelof Clarifies ‘Lantern’ Comments: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Backpedaling
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Damon Lindelof Clarifies ‘Lantern’ Comments: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Backpedaling

FinnMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

If you don’t know anything about DC Comics or Green Lantern, I would imagine that based on the trailers for…

‘Lanterns’ Aaron Pierre Joins ‘Superman’ Sequel: Because Even Superheroes Need More Light in Their Lives
Hold onto your power rings, folks — it's time for some intergalactic crossover chaos! 🚀✨
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‘Lanterns’ Aaron Pierre Joins ‘Superman’ Sequel: Because Even Superheroes Need More Light in Their Lives

FinnMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

It looks like the DC Universe just couldn’t resist the urge to play matchmaker with its cosmic cops. Aaron Pierre,…

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