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Houston’s “Funniest” (as decided by Riot, lol) Comedy Showcase
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Houston’s “Funniest” (as decided by Riot, lol) Comedy Showcase

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Houston, get ready to ROFLMAO!🤣 Riot Comedy Club: where comedians from Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central and Comedy Store will make…

‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming
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‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 35 years after the last cinematic masterpiece 🎬 (or should we say, cash grab?) Warner Bros. is FINALLY…

ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever
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ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The 2025 HBO Short Film Showcase is here! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces (or not) from the 29th American…

Eric Adams’ Questionable Canal Street Hustle: Comedians Roast the Possibility
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Eric Adams’ Questionable Canal Street Hustle: Comedians Roast the Possibility

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Another week, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to make our great Mayor Eric Adams look bad! They can’t…

Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment
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Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

🎤 LOL! Netflix rejects? HBO rejects? 🤣 Riot Comedy Club: Houston’s “best” comedy—as if!🤪 Trade your boring bar🍸 for our…

The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
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The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH 💣. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…

Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU
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Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU

FinnOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

😂Oh noes! 😱Darkseid, the big baddie of all big baddies, the guy who makes Thanos look like a fluffy bunny🐰,…

Lester Barrie’s Church Gig: Prepare for Divine LOLs
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Lester Barrie’s Church Gig: Prepare for Divine LOLs

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Lester Barrie’s Back to Church Comedy Tour LIVE TAPING🎬! Prepare for side-splitting jokes😂 & divine🤣 intervention! Plus, celebrate Lester &…

Deadpool Almost Ruined the ‘Peacemaker’ Finale
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Deadpool Almost Ruined the ‘Peacemaker’ Finale

FinnOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

🤡OMG! You won’t BELIEVE how close we were to seeing Deadpool RUIN Peacemaker Season 2! 🤣 Like, seriously, James Gunn…

OMG! Another ‘Game of Thrones’ Spinoff Trailer Dropped – Prepare for More Dragons and Questionable Plot Choices
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OMG! Another ‘Game of Thrones’ Spinoff Trailer Dropped – Prepare for More Dragons and Questionable Plot Choices

FinnOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Ah, Game of Thrones, the show that peaked harder than my hairline in college. Six years gone, and we’re still…

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