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Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal
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Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Netflix, the bastion of woke programming and leftist indoctrination, wants to buy Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72…

Netflix Gambles $72 Billion on Entertainment’s Next Big Flop
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Netflix Gambles $72 Billion on Entertainment’s Next Big Flop

Big ElephantDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

Netflix, that bastion of leftist Hollywood values, is buying Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72 billion. Can you…

Riot’s “Comedy”: Prepare for Disappointment
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Riot’s “Comedy”: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! 🤣 Riot Comedy Club is THE place for hilarious stand-up featuring Netflix, HBO & Comedy…

Michelladonna and Lil Sábado: A Comedy Duo That’s Sweeter Than Your Grandma’s Candy Dish
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Michelladonna and Lil Sábado: A Comedy Duo That’s Sweeter Than Your Grandma’s Candy Dish

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Doors 7PM, Show 8PM. 😴 I’m Baby, PAPIROSSA, Belissa Escobedo, Sarah Santamaria, Aline Mayagoitia, Diego Abraham & MORE?!**…

Houston’s “Funniest” (as decided by Riot, lol) Comedy Showcase
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Houston’s “Funniest” (as decided by Riot, lol) Comedy Showcase

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Houston, get ready to ROFLMAO!🤣 Riot Comedy Club: where comedians from Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central and Comedy Store will make…

‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming
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‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 35 years after the last cinematic masterpiece 🎬 (or should we say, cash grab?) Warner Bros. is FINALLY…

ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever
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ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The 2025 HBO Short Film Showcase is here! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces (or not) from the 29th American…

Eric Adams’ Questionable Canal Street Hustle: Comedians Roast the Possibility
Elephant Reads CNN

Eric Adams’ Questionable Canal Street Hustle: Comedians Roast the Possibility

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Another week, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to make our great Mayor Eric Adams look bad! They can’t…

Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment
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Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

🎤 LOL! Netflix rejects? HBO rejects? 🤣 Riot Comedy Club: Houston’s “best” comedy—as if!🤪 Trade your boring bar🍸 for our…

The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
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The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH 💣. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…

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