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IMDb Desperately Tries to Predict 2025’s ‘Popular’ Films Because Apparently We Can’t Wait to Be Disappointed
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IMDb Desperately Tries to Predict 2025’s ‘Popular’ Films Because Apparently We Can’t Wait to Be Disappointed

FinnDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

BREAKING: Humans Still Obsessed With Superheroes, IMDb Reports (Shocking Absolutely No One) 😱 Oh, joy! The fine folks at IMDb—who…

Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. for Pocket Lint and a Used Tissue
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Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. for Pocket Lint and a Used Tissue

FinnDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

🤡 Hold on to your hats, folks, because the clown show has officially arrived! Netflix, in a move so shocking…

Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal
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Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Netflix, the bastion of woke programming and leftist indoctrination, wants to buy Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72…

Netflix Gambles $72 Billion on Entertainment’s Next Big Flop
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Netflix Gambles $72 Billion on Entertainment’s Next Big Flop

Big ElephantDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

Netflix, that bastion of leftist Hollywood values, is buying Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72 billion. Can you…

Riot’s “Comedy”: Prepare for Disappointment
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Riot’s “Comedy”: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! 🤣 Riot Comedy Club is THE place for hilarious stand-up featuring Netflix, HBO & Comedy…

Michelladonna and Lil Sábado: A Comedy Duo That’s Sweeter Than Your Grandma’s Candy Dish
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Michelladonna and Lil Sábado: A Comedy Duo That’s Sweeter Than Your Grandma’s Candy Dish

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Doors 7PM, Show 8PM. 😴 I’m Baby, PAPIROSSA, Belissa Escobedo, Sarah Santamaria, Aline Mayagoitia, Diego Abraham & MORE?!**…

Houston’s “Funniest” (as decided by Riot, lol) Comedy Showcase
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Houston’s “Funniest” (as decided by Riot, lol) Comedy Showcase

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Houston, get ready to ROFLMAO!🤣 Riot Comedy Club: where comedians from Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central and Comedy Store will make…

‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming
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‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 35 years after the last cinematic masterpiece 🎬 (or should we say, cash grab?) Warner Bros. is FINALLY…

ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever
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ABFF Does ATL: Watch HBO Shorts or Whatever

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The 2025 HBO Short Film Showcase is here! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces (or not) from the 29th American…

Eric Adams’ Questionable Canal Street Hustle: Comedians Roast the Possibility
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Eric Adams’ Questionable Canal Street Hustle: Comedians Roast the Possibility

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Another week, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to make our great Mayor Eric Adams look bad! They can’t…

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